Attention all assholes! You're all gonna grow old, you're all gonna live a sad life, you're all gonna die. So will I, but don't fuck with me about your problems.
So... Get over it and stop pushing your boring ass lives on me. I work, I pay bills, I deal with a lot of shit daily, and you know what? I'm not sad. I'm actually happy. I'm so sick and tired of this oh why me or this oh poor me shit. You know what I say, you made your bed, now sleep in it dammit. I'm just so sick and tired of all of it. And the next person that bitches about how we don't accept food stamps at my store, I'm going to tell that person to get a fucken life and fucken work.
And to you dumb fucks who gets pissed when you have to prepay. Welcome to the modern fucking day. People fucking steal the fucking fuel, and that's on me. I'm not going to turn on your fucking pumps, and if you got a problem with that, then go somewhere else. Guess what? They'll make your sorry little ass prepay too. haha you stupid piece of shit!
Also, this bullshit with the asshole kids who thinks that I should be fucking cool with em and sell em alcohol even though they're not even 20 yet. One kid got an attitude with me, so I calmly walked around the counter and that kid fucking ran. Then he got his mom to come in a half an hour later, and I knew he was in the truck she pulled in. The little shit had the nerve to try to get her to buy him a fucking beer, and I told her in my nicest voice, I can't sell it. She took it back, and that kid got seriously pissed. I went out and asked him if he ever got beat up by a girl! Well, he said no. I told him I would be glad to clock out right now and walk to the back of the store to take care of business.. I swear he was about to piss his pants he was so scared. I haven't heard nothing since.
In closing, have a nice day
Do you often beat up customers?
Remind me to be extra careful when shopping in Jacksonville.