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Sunday Jul 31, 2005

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please read my last entry if you wonder where i been. tried to sort of explain.



im just typing this to tellyou how fucking wonderfull larry the cable guy is.

did you hear his joke about being called a dickweed?? and he was wondering if dickweed is a real plant?? and he said

"we might have to start spraying for pussywillow. cant let the pussy willow and dickweed mix cause then ya end up with awhole bunch of kumquat out there."

i dont care who you are thats funny.

hes right

i had a nickname once, plaidkumquat.

why?

eh....who needs a why as long as you know what your asking about?
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papaspank:
I command you to come here this instant! that means now. as in right now. Hope you're doing alright. At the very least you better be getting super good at your bass. Then we can have a bass off. but I suck and if you've been practicing you'll win...
Aug 23, 2005
kogii:
i hope you find a computer soon sweetie - kogii's missing her lil kahlua from over the sea!!

i hope everything's alright with you, missy. kiss

xxx
Aug 24, 2005

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