kahlua

so how the fuck do i put on my bullet belt????

i accidentally orderd it too small, i forgot to get a bit bigger because god made me have hips. hahahaha....well you know the figure eight. now if i only had big boobs id be a perfect hour glass, SHABANG!

but anyhoo im gonna sit around and try to figure out how this works and wish my hips were one fucking inch smaller, good thing i dont need this belt any time soon.

now i feel like a fatty

boo