okeee so when i left for work i found something hanging on my door....i was like whats this yo?
and so i looked and i was soooooooo excited!!!!!!!! its a PUNKIN!!!!
now that was all rad and shit so i looked inside...
and guess what???
CREAM SAVERS!!!!!!!
monica lewinsky is a cream saver. hahahaha....anyway back to my story,.
i was super stoked about the creamsavers but i wanted chocolate. and there was no more chocolate. sure thats cause i ate it all but thats not the point. so i got pissed and busted out the tommygun...
and showed the no chocolate punkin whose boss...
and then i felt really bad about it.
im no killer.
no actually the punkin is fine. im not sure who hung him on my door.
but my roommates want to have a meeting to kick someone out. eep. but their justified. yikes. my roomies, sammie, doc, joey, travis, are such great cats. i love you hotties.
i wasnt tagged but i like this stuff so here. read it and weep.
suckah.
1. i have held a human brain.
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2. i am completely painfully utterly fuckin in love with the singer from 36 crazyfists and who could blame me????
3. i know first hand how body piercigns conduct electricity.
4. i dont find myself attractive. not a self esteem issue, just matter of fact.
5. i think all the pictures i take of myself are odd. and i find it vain. but i just cant resist. i like journals with lots of picturs so mine would naturally have them. i just hate people going "im so cute im so hot" all the time. vomit.
6. i have an obsession with climbing things. tall walls bridges trees anything climbable.
7. i seem to like to bite and kiss inatimate objects.
8. i really really want to move back to portland
9. my parents are dirty pot smokin sandal wearin cat collectin trailer trash hippies
10. i just might be the most conservative one in my family.
11. ill sleep when im dead.
12. my only need in life is to become a tattoo artist.
13. id give my left nut for my roomies.
14. i love girls for fun. but i dotn think i could ever have a committed relationship with one, which is a bummer considering....
15. i have enver had a boyfriend. no one can hold my intrest long enough. i kiss and run. ha.
16. actually their lucky if they get a kiss. im not joking about the virginity thing. its mine, and i have taken it from myself many many times.
17. ha. i am obsessed with the hair of texas and aiden and someday hope to have my hawkish hair that amazing.
18. desperately want to travelt he countrey and world.
19. i want to be a movie star.
20. im good friends with a girl called kelly. with any luck, you cats will see her on here soon. shes the hottest girl i have. no one can compare to her amazingosity. hearts to her.
booga booga booga
did you know their making an iceage 2 movie?
and so i looked and i was soooooooo excited!!!!!!!! its a PUNKIN!!!!
now that was all rad and shit so i looked inside...
and guess what???
CREAM SAVERS!!!!!!!
monica lewinsky is a cream saver. hahahaha....anyway back to my story,.
i was super stoked about the creamsavers but i wanted chocolate. and there was no more chocolate. sure thats cause i ate it all but thats not the point. so i got pissed and busted out the tommygun...
and showed the no chocolate punkin whose boss...
and then i felt really bad about it.
im no killer.
no actually the punkin is fine. im not sure who hung him on my door.
but my roommates want to have a meeting to kick someone out. eep. but their justified. yikes. my roomies, sammie, doc, joey, travis, are such great cats. i love you hotties.
i wasnt tagged but i like this stuff so here. read it and weep.
suckah.
1. i have held a human brain.
\
2. i am completely painfully utterly fuckin in love with the singer from 36 crazyfists and who could blame me????
3. i know first hand how body piercigns conduct electricity.
4. i dont find myself attractive. not a self esteem issue, just matter of fact.
5. i think all the pictures i take of myself are odd. and i find it vain. but i just cant resist. i like journals with lots of picturs so mine would naturally have them. i just hate people going "im so cute im so hot" all the time. vomit.
6. i have an obsession with climbing things. tall walls bridges trees anything climbable.
7. i seem to like to bite and kiss inatimate objects.
8. i really really want to move back to portland
9. my parents are dirty pot smokin sandal wearin cat collectin trailer trash hippies
10. i just might be the most conservative one in my family.
11. ill sleep when im dead.
12. my only need in life is to become a tattoo artist.
13. id give my left nut for my roomies.
14. i love girls for fun. but i dotn think i could ever have a committed relationship with one, which is a bummer considering....
15. i have enver had a boyfriend. no one can hold my intrest long enough. i kiss and run. ha.
16. actually their lucky if they get a kiss. im not joking about the virginity thing. its mine, and i have taken it from myself many many times.
17. ha. i am obsessed with the hair of texas and aiden and someday hope to have my hawkish hair that amazing.
18. desperately want to travelt he countrey and world.
19. i want to be a movie star.
20. im good friends with a girl called kelly. with any luck, you cats will see her on here soon. shes the hottest girl i have. no one can compare to her amazingosity. hearts to her.
booga booga booga
did you know their making an iceage 2 movie?
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wendy:
let's both get tommyguns and hold up a candy store. i really want some peach rings.
wendy:
yes we should. we'll buy all the toys and coloring books and water guns and candy and party like we're 8 years old again. and never have any responsibilities EVER. 