From an email to valcapone:

<That said, I'm not implying that you need to include erotic Virgin Marys or anything, but who knows? Perhaps if we printed Jesus-boy's piece, someone might read it and think, "Damn! I feel like that too! That was so hot, I'm gonna go pull a Linda Blair with my crucifix!" ... Of course, Catholicism can and has warped many of us; I used to say pennance every time I jerked off as a kid, terrified I'd go to Hell for lovin' up my own body. I also got creeped out by the idea that God watched me do that, having grown up with the typically patriarchal idea of God as a bearded old man. *shudder* As I got older, I started liking the idea of being watched unknowingly.>

Yes, I am filthy and tasteless. And you love it.