terry found the most intresting little trinket today in a vcr someone returned at his work. after plugging in the monster to make sure it worked it spit out a tape marked private in masking tape.
you know where this is going.
so with the ball set into motion, i gathered around the tv thinking i am going to critique this homemade porn someone so thoughtlessly abandoned in the vcr and returned to a retail store.
the first scene is the typical bedroom footage of some blonde bimbo pretending to moan as she gets penetrated by the most hideous man i have ever seen. in the corner of the screen blinks the date of 10/21/03, the battery gage is full, the memo line on the tape is blinking happy b-day. dear fucking christ. so after about two mins casavona lets a hot stream of man juice in her eye and i think i can turn off the tape. oh no, there is about an hour more. just before the dialouge kicks in, the tape starts spewing some footage of arnold being crowned governor of the state of cali which should offically be declared the state of emergency in his charge.
back to the fun kids. so now there is a pool party scene with two girls giving blow jobs and a circle of about seven guys on looking like vultures. the camera guy wants some fun too so he sets down the camera on a chair and gets a hummer standing in semi circle with the blonde chick that has gone on in my mind to be a character called cumface. a few people start an orgy cumface and her stupid brunette freind get it in the ass by every guy in the neighbourhood and the tape flashes a promising "the end"
lovely. now just a thought here. first off i was wondering when exactly this sounded like a good idea. the thought it also seemed a good idea to eight other people scares me.
some poor sultry starlet will never make it into the pages of hustler now with her audition tape missing. "i dont care what you say moma i had three dicks in me i'm porn star material"
why is it only the trash of this earth seems to be breeding?
you know where this is going.
so with the ball set into motion, i gathered around the tv thinking i am going to critique this homemade porn someone so thoughtlessly abandoned in the vcr and returned to a retail store.
the first scene is the typical bedroom footage of some blonde bimbo pretending to moan as she gets penetrated by the most hideous man i have ever seen. in the corner of the screen blinks the date of 10/21/03, the battery gage is full, the memo line on the tape is blinking happy b-day. dear fucking christ. so after about two mins casavona lets a hot stream of man juice in her eye and i think i can turn off the tape. oh no, there is about an hour more. just before the dialouge kicks in, the tape starts spewing some footage of arnold being crowned governor of the state of cali which should offically be declared the state of emergency in his charge.
back to the fun kids. so now there is a pool party scene with two girls giving blow jobs and a circle of about seven guys on looking like vultures. the camera guy wants some fun too so he sets down the camera on a chair and gets a hummer standing in semi circle with the blonde chick that has gone on in my mind to be a character called cumface. a few people start an orgy cumface and her stupid brunette freind get it in the ass by every guy in the neighbourhood and the tape flashes a promising "the end"
lovely. now just a thought here. first off i was wondering when exactly this sounded like a good idea. the thought it also seemed a good idea to eight other people scares me.
some poor sultry starlet will never make it into the pages of hustler now with her audition tape missing. "i dont care what you say moma i had three dicks in me i'm porn star material"
why is it only the trash of this earth seems to be breeding?