spent all the last week sucking in the basking glory of my pals kill hannah's shining light. i am the greatest when it comes to living in someone elses glory. i got some free food out of the deal. glory be to god.
its been a week of strange people iming me and even stranger emails. i love people i really do but shit, people tend to just out of the blue email me asking strange things
out of boredness and since some of you lovely folks i have met on sg are among the folks sending me the strange transmissions, its time for the first journal installment of "lets ask jyn something stupid" these all came from actual conversations btw
"does
ever take naked pictures of himself? have you seen them. in the event that you have seen them can you rate them."
-dear person that wants to see naked. first off he's like a brother and that is gross to think about him that way....yea i have seen him naked and havent been blinded yet..
"what is your favorite type of sex jyn"
-actually getting some. thank you
"jyn you seem really stupid online. did you go to college? if so did the school go out of business?"
-i dun went to skool and learned lots of stuff that makes me a better persun and a riter/
"is there anything that you really enjoy"
- i enjoy questions that are not overly specfic thank you.
"did megan kick
's ass for telling her secret the other day."
-last i checked was still among the living. gg on the other hand was really pissed off and might get a beathing from heather. i say it was her dumb ass fault for telling anything they didnt want published in the newspaper or broadcast to distant nations
"did you really get a job in germany?"
-yes but im not moving there. sorry to ruin your day chicago, but i'm going to be emailing my articles.
"what is your favorite body part?"
-i think i have amazing eyes. piercing and green like a cat
"did you really lose your virginity at 13 you slut?"
-did you just call me a slut you cunt?
"what is your favorite smell on a man"
-desporation, insecurity, fear
"what kind of car do you drive"
-2000 camaro silver, t-tops, fully loaded
"if you were an animal what would you be"
-your sexkitten
"what was your worst childhood experince?"
- i dont want to talk about it
"werent you a cheerleader in hs?"
-werent you the jock that made fun of me?
"what is your favorite day of the week"
-payday
"if you had three apples and five oranges and ten grapes and you ate them in order of size would you eat them largest to smallest or smallest to largest explain your answer"
- i would make fruit salad
"will there be any new pics of you naked soon?"
- are you willing to hold the camera?
"i have to ask your stance on masterbation, so what is it?"
- are you asking me if i do, to explain the concept of solo sex, or why you cant seem to get any of either. not even your left hand will put out after hearing something that ass retarded
"what do you have tattoos of? where are they located"
-your name anywhere you like baby
"how many people have you slept with?"
-would you like the list alphabetical or in the order of how well they preformed? it wasnt that many. honestly. everyone makes a few mistakes but i have only screwed people i was in relationships with...with the exception of...well you know
"who is
? is she really hot? why dont you post pics if you are really that found of messing around with her"
- is a model that i adore but she is almost my freinds soon to be wife. that is too emotional a bond to interfer with
"why dont you have a webcam?"
-are you offering to buy me one sweetie?
"what is the strangest thing anyone has ever said to you?"
-asked me what the strangest thing anyone has said to me was
"why do you have those shower pics up?'"
-uh just so you would ask why i have shower pics up. and they suck.
"what is the first thing you thought of when you awoke today"
-holy fuck i overslept
"what are your motto?"
-penny for your thoughts, a quarter for your underwear
"why are you still awake right now?"
-dont know why are you reading this right now?
"what is your goal in life?"
-havent figured it out yet. i guess just to be happy
"can i send you a pic of my dick?"
-sure i could use a laugh
since i got tired of answering mail right now, i will have to have another session of answering mail in the journal again soon.
if you have a question either leave a comment or email me at jynacide@aol.com
its been a week of strange people iming me and even stranger emails. i love people i really do but shit, people tend to just out of the blue email me asking strange things
out of boredness and since some of you lovely folks i have met on sg are among the folks sending me the strange transmissions, its time for the first journal installment of "lets ask jyn something stupid" these all came from actual conversations btw
"does
ever take naked pictures of himself? have you seen them. in the event that you have seen them can you rate them."
-dear person that wants to see
naked. first off he's like a brother and that is gross to think about him that way....yea i have seen him naked and havent been blinded yet..
"what is your favorite type of sex jyn"
-actually getting some. thank you
"jyn you seem really stupid online. did you go to college? if so did the school go out of business?"
-i dun went to skool and learned lots of stuff that makes me a better persun and a riter/
"is there anything that you really enjoy"
- i enjoy questions that are not overly specfic thank you.
"did megan kick
's ass for telling her secret the other day."
-last i checked
was still among the living. gg on the other hand was really pissed off and might get a beathing from heather. i say it was her dumb ass fault for telling anything they didnt want published in the newspaper or broadcast to distant nations
"did you really get a job in germany?"
-yes but im not moving there. sorry to ruin your day chicago, but i'm going to be emailing my articles.
"what is your favorite body part?"
-i think i have amazing eyes. piercing and green like a cat
"did you really lose your virginity at 13 you slut?"
-did you just call me a slut you cunt?
"what is your favorite smell on a man"
-desporation, insecurity, fear
"what kind of car do you drive"
-2000 camaro silver, t-tops, fully loaded
"if you were an animal what would you be"
-your sexkitten
"what was your worst childhood experince?"
- i dont want to talk about it
"werent you a cheerleader in hs?"
-werent you the jock that made fun of me?
"what is your favorite day of the week"
-payday
"if you had three apples and five oranges and ten grapes and you ate them in order of size would you eat them largest to smallest or smallest to largest explain your answer"
- i would make fruit salad
"will there be any new pics of you naked soon?"
- are you willing to hold the camera?
"i have to ask your stance on masterbation, so what is it?"
- are you asking me if i do, to explain the concept of solo sex, or why you cant seem to get any of either. not even your left hand will put out after hearing something that ass retarded
"what do you have tattoos of? where are they located"
-your name anywhere you like baby
"how many people have you slept with?"
-would you like the list alphabetical or in the order of how well they preformed? it wasnt that many. honestly. everyone makes a few mistakes but i have only screwed people i was in relationships with...with the exception of...well you know
"who is
? is she really hot? why dont you post pics if you are really that found of messing around with her"
-
is a model that i adore but she is almost my freinds soon to be wife. that is too emotional a bond to interfer with
"why dont you have a webcam?"
-are you offering to buy me one sweetie?
"what is the strangest thing anyone has ever said to you?"
-asked me what the strangest thing anyone has said to me was
"why do you have those shower pics up?'"
-uh just so you would ask why i have shower pics up. and they suck.
"what is the first thing you thought of when you awoke today"
-holy fuck i overslept
"what are your motto?"
-penny for your thoughts, a quarter for your underwear
"why are you still awake right now?"
-dont know why are you reading this right now?
"what is your goal in life?"
-havent figured it out yet. i guess just to be happy
"can i send you a pic of my dick?"
-sure i could use a laugh
since i got tired of answering mail right now, i will have to have another session of answering mail in the journal again soon.
if you have a question either leave a comment or email me at jynacide@aol.com