greeting all. it has been an intresting weekend. my freinds (mostly with some form of retardation) have been having this ongoing prank war for the last few nights. what started as one idiot doing something stupid to his roomate has evolved into this whole big thing like omg what are they gunna do to each other now. let us begin that long haul down idiocy lane.
p had a date so
the adorable roomate decided that he was gunna start trouble. if anyone should have been giving p shit, it should have been me because he was already going out on a date with a guy that had hit on me first! not that i was jealous or anything since i am currently property of someone but still...it was the theory. this hottie daniel was mine admirer damn it (see picture to say yummy about daniel. i appolgise if any of his freinds are looking at this. linkage at bottom of entry)
so p snags the guy and has this date with em. bastard.
comes to not only my rescue but his own by making sure that the clothes that p was gunna wear on his date were soiled by skittles, his adorable white kitten. somehow
managed to rub the cat so well on the pants, shirt and undies laid out on the bed that when p was getting some action later daniel was pulling up fur balls. furious, p gets back at
by putting stupid pics of him on the internet.
, used to public humiliation isnt even phased and promptly goes to the table with p's cd book and makes cute little cd sandwhichs. peanut butter on one cd, jelly on the other and smashes them together nicley placing them in ziplock bags in the fridge.
p waits until
leaves with his gf,
for the night. while they are out p, his freind, and some other random freind make a mad dash to white hen and come back with like 20 packets of jello and promptly make jello soup in the bathtub, sink, and toliet tank of
's bathroom.
gets home and empties the cat's litter box in p's shiny bmw just before it gets hot out and leaves with the keys so the car can stink all day long.
p's finds
's fav prada shoes and decides they should get baked at 450 degrees for 30 mins...ouch..not the shoes man!
if all this isnt enough fun, its 3 am and
has rigged all the alarm clocks in the house to his guitar amp. in about two hours its gunna sound like air raid sirens in wicker park..,so glad i am not over their today. if you think of more creative ways to have them torture each other drop me a note. silly ass boys.
last time this happened, the war went on for about a month.
had a pep talk with jameson who was about to lose faith today for some reason. "you have talent, everything you need but the belief in yourself. you are blessed with a gift child. spread it to the world."
i cant tell if that was a really good kick in the ass that i gave there or if i have been reading too many teachings of mother theresa.
either way.
its so fucked up, talked to another freind that is going through a nasty breakup. its like unreal.
i wish that people could just face their true feelings. if you arent in love then have the balls to walk away and stop ruining someone elese life.
i look at it like this. forgive me
and
for the vase analogy. you can only break it apart and put it back together so many times before the pieces wont fit anymore.
hm.
well
and
should know. their engagement has been on and off so many times this year it will make your head spin. still love you both though babes...kiss kiss.
on a good note
and my sweet
are doing much better today. not as sad as they were the day before. it is still going to take a lot of time before they can start dealing with the death of their child.
i cant even begin to imagine what would happen if i was in their place. granted this kid was a great loss and would be a godchild to me but still....still. there is a huge diffrence.
i talked to jameson about the whole deal with
. we are just thinking to give her all the time in the world and see what happens.
i dont want to rock the boat and push her. that is the last thing i want.
i just care about her too much.
that and i care about
. he is my brother pratically. i could never hurt him like that.
i dont know what he would say.
jameson thinks he will be mad for a moment and then he will forgive me.
he will.
we are too close not to have it work like that.
still. he is blaming himself for the death of their baby. he left the house for the first time today in like 78 hours. things are going to be better. unfortuanatley for my little bro the world doesnt stop and he has to go back to work and get on with life.
i havent talked much about
the last few days. there is little dirt. its hard to explain but we havent really had the time to talk lately.
i will continue to try to make an apointment to go hang out soon.
ever since the whole outdoor sex thing i have had the most amazing carnal cravings. that and i dont want sex in the house anymore. not at all. i'm telling ya you have to try this shit.
something else weird happened, i havent told ya about cookie yet. i will tell ya tomarrow. just think hippy that has been in love with me for like three years and some of the intresting prospects of me dodging him and his pics of his cock that he likes to send.
p is telling me all these lead him on games....i dont know what to do. he moves in like four days. i can out run him for four days if i made it three years.
oh
i know that you are reading this again...kiss. i love the random people that just drop in and take intrest. heheh
i dont mind dear readers except this is some freaky guy that just starting talking at me one day...trust me he has issues.
p had a date so

so p snags the guy and has this date with em. bastard.




p waits until




p's finds

if all this isnt enough fun, its 3 am and

last time this happened, the war went on for about a month.
had a pep talk with jameson who was about to lose faith today for some reason. "you have talent, everything you need but the belief in yourself. you are blessed with a gift child. spread it to the world."
i cant tell if that was a really good kick in the ass that i gave there or if i have been reading too many teachings of mother theresa.
either way.
its so fucked up, talked to another freind that is going through a nasty breakup. its like unreal.
i wish that people could just face their true feelings. if you arent in love then have the balls to walk away and stop ruining someone elese life.
i look at it like this. forgive me


hm.
well


on a good note


i cant even begin to imagine what would happen if i was in their place. granted this kid was a great loss and would be a godchild to me but still....still. there is a huge diffrence.
i talked to jameson about the whole deal with

i dont want to rock the boat and push her. that is the last thing i want.
i just care about her too much.
that and i care about

i dont know what he would say.
jameson thinks he will be mad for a moment and then he will forgive me.
he will.
we are too close not to have it work like that.
still. he is blaming himself for the death of their baby. he left the house for the first time today in like 78 hours. things are going to be better. unfortuanatley for my little bro the world doesnt stop and he has to go back to work and get on with life.
i havent talked much about

i will continue to try to make an apointment to go hang out soon.
ever since the whole outdoor sex thing i have had the most amazing carnal cravings. that and i dont want sex in the house anymore. not at all. i'm telling ya you have to try this shit.
something else weird happened, i havent told ya about cookie yet. i will tell ya tomarrow. just think hippy that has been in love with me for like three years and some of the intresting prospects of me dodging him and his pics of his cock that he likes to send.
p is telling me all these lead him on games....i dont know what to do. he moves in like four days. i can out run him for four days if i made it three years.
oh

i dont mind dear readers except this is some freaky guy that just starting talking at me one day...trust me he has issues.