I got a major crush on OOOMERMAIDOOO. Hot latin women allways does it for me, must be the Hatian blood talking. During my tenure as a member of this site, I tried very hard not to become a fanboy, to take interactions with people, and especially women, with a grain of salt. But alas, it has happened. Damn this site and it's beautiful women!!
Other news:
The professional cock teasers known as the Seattle Public Library has yet to contact me on whether or not I have gotten the systems analyst position. I talk to the HR coordinator early this week and she doesn't even know. But the fact that it has been this long and I haven't gotten a "no" yet seems good. But the wait is killing me, SPL HIRE ME!!
Also, my best friend Brad and I have been having trouble with some of our other friends "cock-blocking" us. For the uninformed, cockblocking is the unholy act of blocking a friend or stranger from trying to pickup another person. It's infuriating, and if the cockblocker in question is a friend, it's really disrespectful. I litterally had my CBing friend run directly between me and a women I was talking to at a bar some weeks ago and got her to sleep with him using some really stereotypically lame (e.g., "Damn girl, your fine") game. Brad has had the same thing happen to him and it almost ended a friendship.
In leu of this, Brad and I have decided to form a "special" team among our friends, who will go out together and meet people WITHOUT members of our crew that have been flagged as serial cockblockers. We been kicking around some names for the team (e.g. Alpha Bar Team, A-Team, Special Pickup Squad, Drunk Force Delta, etc). It's still a working process. Currently the team comprises of three members, Two guys (myself and Brad) and one girl (my girl Chris, AKA Vynta), and are recruiting more quality members from our pool of friends
Like the US special forces, we band together when the social scene of Seattle too much for just one of us. And we never leave a man behind. It's war out there people!! Dont let cockblocking get you!!
Other news:
The professional cock teasers known as the Seattle Public Library has yet to contact me on whether or not I have gotten the systems analyst position. I talk to the HR coordinator early this week and she doesn't even know. But the fact that it has been this long and I haven't gotten a "no" yet seems good. But the wait is killing me, SPL HIRE ME!!
Also, my best friend Brad and I have been having trouble with some of our other friends "cock-blocking" us. For the uninformed, cockblocking is the unholy act of blocking a friend or stranger from trying to pickup another person. It's infuriating, and if the cockblocker in question is a friend, it's really disrespectful. I litterally had my CBing friend run directly between me and a women I was talking to at a bar some weeks ago and got her to sleep with him using some really stereotypically lame (e.g., "Damn girl, your fine") game. Brad has had the same thing happen to him and it almost ended a friendship.
In leu of this, Brad and I have decided to form a "special" team among our friends, who will go out together and meet people WITHOUT members of our crew that have been flagged as serial cockblockers. We been kicking around some names for the team (e.g. Alpha Bar Team, A-Team, Special Pickup Squad, Drunk Force Delta, etc). It's still a working process. Currently the team comprises of three members, Two guys (myself and Brad) and one girl (my girl Chris, AKA Vynta), and are recruiting more quality members from our pool of friends
Like the US special forces, we band together when the social scene of Seattle too much for just one of us. And we never leave a man behind. It's war out there people!! Dont let cockblocking get you!!
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freckle:
can i come? i'm definatly not a cockblock. i don't even have one.
jwoody:
Sure thing. Applications are in the mail. 