Most Fucked Up Texting Sequence Of All Time:
Got a 0230 sext from a number I thought I might have recognized that stated: Ive b en loong for in s o manz way n im cmng for u.
I responded with the typical response for who hasn't been laid in so long it could be misconstrued that i exercise monk like discernment: you obviously have been looking for too long in too many ways.
The next morning, I have some 'doubts' I guess. I text back, 'is that you 1?"
Bout 14hrs later a text comes back: "No. i s hat uo 2"
-I just can't understand how you text '2' properly but can't get 'you'------I'd say I can't wrap my head around it but that makes my eyeballs strain trying to figure just how to wrap my head around why you'd wann wrap your head around anything... fuck. I need to quit smoking weed. right.... seriously.... need to quit just so I can stop saying those words.
where was i....
yeah yeah
Nope, not roger.I ax how we could possible know each other. Im me. Do you know 3?
Text back: im me. I do know 3. do y o k no asdf4mmj s....
Me: I can't figure out the code you type, but I lived there for 3yrs. I know 5 & 6.
Back: You! I'm 6's mom.
Yep...
6's mom is the equivalent to my mom. How the fuck does this happen?! I can't buy enough steel wool.
Then, there's the whole dilemma of do I tell 6 or no?
I wouldn't wanna know that shit bout my mom?.....but I just found out,.... why shouldn't 6 have to bathe in this pigpen his mom drew?
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Got a 0230 sext from a number I thought I might have recognized that stated: Ive b en loong for in s o manz way n im cmng for u.
I responded with the typical response for who hasn't been laid in so long it could be misconstrued that i exercise monk like discernment: you obviously have been looking for too long in too many ways.
The next morning, I have some 'doubts' I guess. I text back, 'is that you 1?"
Bout 14hrs later a text comes back: "No. i s hat uo 2"
-I just can't understand how you text '2' properly but can't get 'you'------I'd say I can't wrap my head around it but that makes my eyeballs strain trying to figure just how to wrap my head around why you'd wann wrap your head around anything... fuck. I need to quit smoking weed. right.... seriously.... need to quit just so I can stop saying those words.
where was i....
yeah yeah
Nope, not roger.I ax how we could possible know each other. Im me. Do you know 3?
Text back: im me. I do know 3. do y o k no asdf4mmj s....
Me: I can't figure out the code you type, but I lived there for 3yrs. I know 5 & 6.
Back: You! I'm 6's mom.
Yep...
6's mom is the equivalent to my mom. How the fuck does this happen?! I can't buy enough steel wool.
Then, there's the whole dilemma of do I tell 6 or no?
I wouldn't wanna know that shit bout my mom?.....but I just found out,.... why shouldn't 6 have to bathe in this pigpen his mom drew?
erinya:
hello my lovely future friend...