I love movies; always have. I held my first hand, got my first kiss, played with my first pussy in theaters - even cried in front of my 'friends' goddamn Fox and The Hound! but not lately. I finding I hate movies.
I've gone to 2 movies in two days and have walked out of 2 movies in 2 days. Transformers 2 was the first and it deserved to be walked out of. I left when Optimus Prime got dead. I couldn't allow myself to sit through another robotic version of a Hulk Hogan comeback. Robots with feelings - so gay. Optimus Prime is the most annoying character in the anals of literature - what a moral turd. You know a fucking moral compass like that is off doing the robot version of heroin - like putting his face straight in an oil geyser in Iraq - and diving into gay hairy metal ass.... I'm not even taking into consideration that the movie was just one/two big military and car commercial.
Yesterday it was Public Enemies.... it was good to hear Bale get rid of that 'batman voice.' you know the one that sounds like he is gonna butt love you in this here prison shower. But I just didn't care. I left, but I think this exit says more about my mind set then the movie....
I'd rather watch TV. If tv just had a Snapped and a Roseanne channel - with honorable mention to America's Next Top Model and Operation: Repo.
I'm not going to any more 'serious' movies. I can't take how 'important' these movies need to be in my life that want nothing more than a distraction cuz when it comes down to it no movie outside of Thin Blue Line has ever actually done anything. With their weepy eyes and sweepy orchestras making me sick.... I got no problem texting or even talking on my cell phone during these turds - I'm doing you a favor by giving you something else to focus on there you poor fucker.
I've gone to 2 movies in two days and have walked out of 2 movies in 2 days. Transformers 2 was the first and it deserved to be walked out of. I left when Optimus Prime got dead. I couldn't allow myself to sit through another robotic version of a Hulk Hogan comeback. Robots with feelings - so gay. Optimus Prime is the most annoying character in the anals of literature - what a moral turd. You know a fucking moral compass like that is off doing the robot version of heroin - like putting his face straight in an oil geyser in Iraq - and diving into gay hairy metal ass.... I'm not even taking into consideration that the movie was just one/two big military and car commercial.
Yesterday it was Public Enemies.... it was good to hear Bale get rid of that 'batman voice.' you know the one that sounds like he is gonna butt love you in this here prison shower. But I just didn't care. I left, but I think this exit says more about my mind set then the movie....
I'd rather watch TV. If tv just had a Snapped and a Roseanne channel - with honorable mention to America's Next Top Model and Operation: Repo.
I'm not going to any more 'serious' movies. I can't take how 'important' these movies need to be in my life that want nothing more than a distraction cuz when it comes down to it no movie outside of Thin Blue Line has ever actually done anything. With their weepy eyes and sweepy orchestras making me sick.... I got no problem texting or even talking on my cell phone during these turds - I'm doing you a favor by giving you something else to focus on there you poor fucker.