jwgacy138

you know what i hate about stubbing my toe on furiture? the part where it bends the toe nail in half and the skin pulls away from the nail and bleeds. that's not a good time.

sure do wish i could sleep.

and who could eat a bowl of dicks? who has seen an actual bowl with penises?

you should whack off more often.

happy friday. i can't afford to leave my apartment. "there's no loot, there's no booze, and it's no fun" -tossers

ok i can still get drunk here. still not happy friday at all.

i shouldn't curse anymore. poopyfart. eh, doesn't fucking work as well.

this is getting dumb.