justplaindoomed

So, on occasion I meet someone, or maybe I work with someone and I think about this. I think, boy, you're an awesome, powerful, independent woman. You've got charisma, character, style, a strong feminine identity. You're pierced, painted, and passionate about life! You should join Suicide Girls! I think you'd enjoy the culture and community. I think you'd be a fan of the interest groups...
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I don't anticipate a New Year's kiss this year. Come to think of it I've never had one from an stranger, acquaintance, or even friend on New Year's Eve at the stroke of midnight, just the occasional significant other when I happen to be seeing someone at the time.

Who wants to smooch Adam to ring in the new year?

So it just came to me that I have all of New Year's Eve and all of New Year's Day off and I don't really know why. I have no plans, no idea of what I'll be doing in which case why not just work, right?

I dunno, is there something to do on NYE?

First off- not a kiss and tell person but if I can't share in relative anonymity here then what's the point?

So, interesting thought for me (and I already feel like a fucking adolescent writing this), I had this, we'll call it date on Sunday and it went well. There was much drinking (I am not much of a drinker at all) so... tipsy. There...
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Well, I'm going to go on a... dare i say... date? Kinda, i guess. Someone i met from craigslist for the purpose of climbing partner who just happened to be adorable and playful so i thought I'd ask her to tag along and see our local weekly cabaret show Sinferno. (Featuring our own booty jigglin' @Pistolita)

Should be fun.

I'm a remarkably sociable and friendly fella. I can hold nice conversations on a variety of topics. I can interact very well with lots of different personality types as most anyone who has met me can vouch for. I'm even quite charming if need be.

My problem is I'm not much for seeking out new people, at least not very well. Trying to do little...
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I've been quite sickly (food poisoning) starting early Sunday morning (3:30am) with horrible hourly vomiting among other things and a strong desire for death. As a result I've been home yesterday and today all alone. I realize I really need human interaction. I mean, only 2 days? That's nuts!!

I thank @Chucosuicide and @Toez for Snapchat entertainment and @Toxic for her sweater-adorned nudie birthday bash....
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So, what's the best approach for talking to my apartment managers about compensation/consideration for Sunday-Wednesday without hot water at all (any faucets/dishwasher) and still no warm running shower to date?

My brother and I went and picked out a tree and decorated it!! Can you see all the 8-bit Nintendo ornaments I made?

biggerthanitshouldbe!

and is therefor awkward to use.

My penis however has been called "just right", "perfect", "beautiful", and has been described as "a joy to have in your mouth", "shaped to touch everywhere that works!" and "when I closed my eyes and imagine a penis, it's always been yours that pops into my head as the ideal". Nice compliments right? Shame it's just hanging around
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