Facts About Poop
The Scoop on Poop
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What is poop made of?
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out...
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The Scoop on Poop
Also, check out the Facts on Farts
What is poop made of?
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out...
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geekgoddess:
i cried because my hubby wasn't there. but not during the party.
kas:
i read all that and was facinated, pooping will never be the same , thank you, now i must eat more fiber to loosen my colon cake
flores:
I am a fan of his comics
Anyone wanna buy me a guitar?
The only electric guitar I've wanted for the past 6 or 7 years. I went down to a guitar store the other and picked up an electric for the first time I at LEAST 5 years. First thing I notice was the weight! It'd been so long of playing my acoustic, my little mandolin, and a violin that...
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The only electric guitar I've wanted for the past 6 or 7 years. I went down to a guitar store the other and picked up an electric for the first time I at LEAST 5 years. First thing I notice was the weight! It'd been so long of playing my acoustic, my little mandolin, and a violin that...
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VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
gfys:
You should reconsider that whole leaving sg thing 
geekgoddess:
interesting.
gfys:
That's kinda disgusting.... a lot...
taraluv:
yuk! 
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flores:
that is the greatest thing! hahahaha..
sammarie:
hehe this is awesome! 
sammarie:
it always takes you by surprise when it does
sammarie:
it certainly couldn't hurt
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geekgoddess:
omg...it all makes sense now.
geekgoddess:
Temptation
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!