a Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne and when drink orders were taken the Aussie asked for rum and coke which was placed before him. The attendant then asked the Muslim whether he would like a drink. He replied in disgust that he would rather be ravished by a dozen whores than let liquor touch his lips....
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tez:
ahahaha! Golden.
heartbaker:
I would love to move soon. Anywhere but the Central Valley
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suri:
i saw your comment on my blog way to late, but I loved it.
tez:
For you.. anything <3
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tez:
Haha, I called someone a corker today. I'll have to tell you more about "cooee".
sandra_lee:
I don't think I've said any of these...ahahah
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justplaindoomed:
Panda Express knows all!! 
shuttersounds:
you bet!
tez:
Damn it! I can't believe I missed you. I was watching Law & Order and I had the phone on silent in my bag 
I'm sorry.
The only slang term out of that list I'd not heard of was "coathanger".
The rest.. all true, and commonly used lol.
I'm sorry.The only slang term out of that list I'd not heard of was "coathanger".
The rest.. all true, and commonly used lol.
What Guys Know About SEX That Girls Dont
Just about anything can get them going, and they couldnt care less if their thighs jiggle. Its time to stop envying men in bed and start stealing their secrets.
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Just about anything can get them going, and they couldnt care less if their thighs jiggle. Its time to stop envying men in bed and start stealing their secrets.
couplekissREX_450x300[1]You wouldnt want to be a guy. It would mean talking to your friends in monosyllables, having feet that smell like French onion soup, and lookking worse with...
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sinn0cent:
wow.....how very backwards....its advice like this that keep real women like my self laughing at the stupidity of the world....and men
ty for the laugh
ty for the laugh