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justplaindoomed

Portland, OR

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Mypenis

Dec 7, 2013
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biggerthanitshouldbe!

and is therefor awkward to use.

My penis however has been called "just right", "perfect", "beautiful", and has been described as "a joy to have in your mouth", "shaped to touch everywhere that works!" and "when I closed my eyes and imagine a penis, it's always been yours that pops into my head as the ideal". Nice compliments right? Shame it's just hanging around collecting dust... Ah well.

Thought I'd come back here with something comical and something... I dunno. Motivational then depressing? Factually stimulating? ...Awkward?

toez:
Well I'm glad you're back.  And dude, girls dream about your penis.  Gold star!
Dec 7, 2013

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