FUCKING CONCERT TICKETS!!
Why would I wanna buy an $18.00 ticket when you're gonna charge me a $6.00 convenience fee and a $3.50 order fee?
Maybe I'll just say fuck it since it's gonna be hard labor getting the day off from work anyhow...
Yeah, I've seen Gwar like... 3 times already so I'll do something else instead.
Oh, and I'm debating how long I wanna keep this mohawk going...

Why would I wanna buy an $18.00 ticket when you're gonna charge me a $6.00 convenience fee and a $3.50 order fee?
Maybe I'll just say fuck it since it's gonna be hard labor getting the day off from work anyhow...
Yeah, I've seen Gwar like... 3 times already so I'll do something else instead.
Oh, and I'm debating how long I wanna keep this mohawk going...

PS. SQUIRRELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!