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Portland, OR

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Sunday May 02, 2010

May 2, 2010
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a Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne and when drink orders were taken the Aussie asked for rum and coke which was placed before him. The attendant then asked the Muslim whether he would like a drink. He replied in disgust that he would rather be ravished by a dozen whores than let liquor touch his lips. The Aussie handed back his drink and said: "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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ahahaha! Golden.
May 2, 2010

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