Back in the Bay now folks!!
ShutterSounds, Fresa!! HIT ME UP!
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
If you get a stomach ache, it wont last nine months.
If you wear a chicken suit, no one thinks youre kinky.
The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
They wont think youre a whore if you do the entire neighborhood.
You are guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
Its o.k. if you call your neighbors wife, an ugly witch.
It doesnt matter if the kids hear you moaning.
You dont have to compliment the person who gives you some.
Its o.k. if you only have a fun size treat to offer.
If you dont like what you get, you can always go next door.
You wont get arrested if the kids touch your goodies.
Its o.k. to brag about how much you got.
ShutterSounds, Fresa!! HIT ME UP!
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
If you get a stomach ache, it wont last nine months.
If you wear a chicken suit, no one thinks youre kinky.
The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
They wont think youre a whore if you do the entire neighborhood.
You are guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
Its o.k. if you call your neighbors wife, an ugly witch.
It doesnt matter if the kids hear you moaning.
You dont have to compliment the person who gives you some.
Its o.k. if you only have a fun size treat to offer.
If you dont like what you get, you can always go next door.
You wont get arrested if the kids touch your goodies.
Its o.k. to brag about how much you got.
geekgoddess:
haha funny
