Observations made whilst walking through the local mall today:
(*All numbers are close approximations)
25 women walking in heels of at least 4 inches
45 woman walking in heels between 2-4 inches
18 men, upper30s-mid40s that shop in the same store as the 15 year old child with them
15 men that obviously did NOT want to be there
8 women that obviously did NOT want to be there
6 women that diminished their own attractiveness by personal choice (hair color, makeup, clothing)
4 kids under the age of 17 "looking cool" while smoking a cigarette
18 males with the same "emo" haircut
6 females with that SAME haircut
9 females WAY overdressed for a stroll in the mall
22 girls under age 15 showing WAY too much skin
Most Populated Area: KidsZone play area/Popcoropolis/PretzelTime pocket area - 65+ people
Most Populated Store: Apple Store - 60+ patrons, 20 employees
1 early 40s woman with obvious quite full breast implants
1 nipple slip (woman was itching and pop, go figure)
Anyone else think I need a life?
(*All numbers are close approximations)
25 women walking in heels of at least 4 inches
45 woman walking in heels between 2-4 inches
18 men, upper30s-mid40s that shop in the same store as the 15 year old child with them
15 men that obviously did NOT want to be there
8 women that obviously did NOT want to be there
6 women that diminished their own attractiveness by personal choice (hair color, makeup, clothing)
4 kids under the age of 17 "looking cool" while smoking a cigarette
18 males with the same "emo" haircut
6 females with that SAME haircut
9 females WAY overdressed for a stroll in the mall
22 girls under age 15 showing WAY too much skin
Most Populated Area: KidsZone play area/Popcoropolis/PretzelTime pocket area - 65+ people
Most Populated Store: Apple Store - 60+ patrons, 20 employees
1 early 40s woman with obvious quite full breast implants
1 nipple slip (woman was itching and pop, go figure)

Anyone else think I need a life?
hotpantsonfire:
and you really counted all that?