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justplaindoomed

Portland, OR

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Tuesday May 05, 2009

May 5, 2009
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I saw this post in the Casual Encounters area of CraigsList.com and thought it was awesome! I even e-mailed this person to tell them I found it awesome!


Nobody wants to talk after 10pm - Fuck me already - w4m - 28

Date: 2009-05-05, 2:44AM PDT


I don't like shy apprehensive guys. I like the bold, pull my hair, grab my ass, bend me over as soon as he walk through the door type of guy. I think dudes should know their role. Don't come over after 10pm thinking I want to have a conversation about world peace, and how I feel about the H1n1 virus, and the amount of rain we've been getting in n. Cali. That's water cooler talk not sexy time talk. If you are a booty call, fuck buddy, a after 10pm I only see you in the dark buddy... there should be no discussion. I'm more interested in sitting on your face then looking and listening to you talk. I wonder how rude it would have been to stick a tiddy in your mouth as you ramble on about shit I ALREADY watched on the 6 o clock news? Seriously, if it takes you longer than 10 mins to take my panties off or to figure out I don't have any on... YOU ARE A LAME. If you are expecting a reply with out pics... keep it moving.

That will be all. Carry on.
shocked
sneeeker:
classic craigslist



...i should go and post the one about the guy that likes his penis in swiss cheese (photos included) eeek
May 5, 2009

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