justpassingby

Cynthia: "Do you remember the time we had sex on that futon you used to have?"
Me: "Oh, when we broke it? Yeah, that was funny."
Cynthia: "Yeah. I met some guy the other night who had a futon. We had sex on it and all I could think of was your futon."
Me: "Did you guys break it?"
Cynthia: "No, but I kind of wanted to. I dunno, it made me all nostalgic."
Me: "I think everyone should break a bed at least once during sex."
Cynthia: "And have sex on an airplane. Have you done that yet?"
Me: "No."
Cynthia: "You work for an airline and you haven't fucked some girl on a plane? What's wrong with you?"
Me: "I've masturbated on a plane."
Cynthia: "That doesn't count. You should totally hook me up with one of your tickets. I want to join the Mile High Club before you, you fucker."
Me: "It's on, bitch."