justmee

For Sale:

One 1991 Honda Accord EX.

Every option but leather. And a cd player because it kept getting stolen. Asking $3,400... needing $3,700. High miles, but a damn good car. Only two owners... and most everything broken is fixed. Needs new muffler tip (I'm a girl and don't know much about mufflers)... but the mechanic thinks I'm hot, so he'll fix it for cheap.

One 1964 Chevy Nova. Shhh... don't tell my husband.

6 cyl. Automatic that comes with a V8 that we were planning to put in. The interior is trashed... but exterior is damn near perfect besides the missing trim (who wants that shit anyways???), and flat black, stylish spray paint. Comes with legit title and registration, but may be stolen anyways. This car has NO vin number anywhere. Make me an offer I can't resist.

Okay, the word is out. I have a need for money. Guys, especially the rich ones. Here's an opportunity to throw piles of cash at one semi-hot chick. Free used undies included upon request.