I had a pretty hilariously (is that even a word!?!) classic moment in my life today. Went to Wild Waves, did all the fun stuff... and then got up the courage to go down one of the speed slides. I've chickened out every other time I've gone.
So... I'm going down... thinking "oh hell yes!"... I get to the bottom.... slide across the flat part until I stop... and realize that my swimsuit bottom has now become a thong.
THinking, "no problem"... "I'm laying down... no one can see my ass"... I start to sit up to pull my bottoms out of my ass... when I see......................................................BOOBIES!!! 
Completely naked, nipping out, boobies. My boobs. Out for the world to see! So I sit up and cover them up... and ask the lifegaurd if she's got a towel or something. She looks like she's about to die laughing. I'm laughing, my friend is laughing. I'm just sitting there, my top up around my neck. THere's no way I could pull it down without showing the goods again... and no one is helping!! My god, you'd think this stuff would happen all the time, but no one knew what to do.
So I stand up, and grabbing my boobs, walk to my friend and make him try to get my top back down. THis burly security guy comes over screaming "make a wall! make a wall!" So lifegaurd chick, security guy, and my friend stand behind me while I wiggle back into my top. It was busted in the back, so we had to use super human strength to tie the two pieces together. I could hardly breath! THe security guy wouldn't let me go down any more slides until I bought a new "unbroken" suit (which all start at $80 there), so we went home soon after my little mishap. I'd like to go back and yell at him though, because there's no way that sucker was coming off again. I almost had to cut it off of me. Instead I just wiggled and jumped around for 5 minutes. It was interesting.
So, I feel like this
a little, but that's okay. WHen I got home Eric and I went car shopping. I found my dream car. A Dodge Magnum. THat fucking car makes me sooooo damn hot for it! Would it be bad if I became a stripper just to buy that and not put myself through college?? I soooo want it!!! If I can find a picture of it... I'll come back and post it in this entry. Until then... see you! 
So... I'm going down... thinking "oh hell yes!"... I get to the bottom.... slide across the flat part until I stop... and realize that my swimsuit bottom has now become a thong.
THinking, "no problem"... "I'm laying down... no one can see my ass"... I start to sit up to pull my bottoms out of my ass... when I see......................................................BOOBIES!!! Completely naked, nipping out, boobies. My boobs. Out for the world to see! So I sit up and cover them up... and ask the lifegaurd if she's got a towel or something. She looks like she's about to die laughing. I'm laughing, my friend is laughing. I'm just sitting there, my top up around my neck. THere's no way I could pull it down without showing the goods again... and no one is helping!! My god, you'd think this stuff would happen all the time, but no one knew what to do.
So I stand up, and grabbing my boobs, walk to my friend and make him try to get my top back down. THis burly security guy comes over screaming "make a wall! make a wall!" So lifegaurd chick, security guy, and my friend stand behind me while I wiggle back into my top. It was busted in the back, so we had to use super human strength to tie the two pieces together. I could hardly breath! THe security guy wouldn't let me go down any more slides until I bought a new "unbroken" suit (which all start at $80 there), so we went home soon after my little mishap. I'd like to go back and yell at him though, because there's no way that sucker was coming off again. I almost had to cut it off of me. Instead I just wiggled and jumped around for 5 minutes. It was interesting.
So, I feel like this
a little, but that's okay. WHen I got home Eric and I went car shopping. I found my dream car. A Dodge Magnum. THat fucking car makes me sooooo damn hot for it! Would it be bad if I became a stripper just to buy that and not put myself through college?? I soooo want it!!! If I can find a picture of it... I'll come back and post it in this entry. Until then... see you! VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
If it makes you feel any better, I tend to wear short skirts, and sometimes downtown gets a little breezy.
Such a slut.
--Chickmunk