Wow oh wow. Have you ever fell into the middle of something and realized you NEVER should have found out?
Friday I went out with a lady from work while our husbands stayed home with the guys to play poker. Well, she brings another guy from work (I'm trying to make this a SHORT story, and it might be hard). He's playing around with her belly button ring, and flirty... and later tells me he's there to supervise her. I was wondering why... because he was the only guy, he was the only threat. So he tells me that he's not REALLY a threat because her husband LETS HIM FUCK HER!!!
At that point, I kind of think he's joking, but I'm not sure. So he has her tell me... and I tell them that that's some pretty kinky shit. So she calls her husband on the phone and tells him she's bringing a chick over for them both tonight. Still thinking she's joking... I'm all saying I'll make out with her, and do them all.
You have to know that I see these people EVERY day, and always thought that she hated me (she used to be my boss). So I still think they're joking, and it'd be cool to get out of the bar, so I say I'll meet them over there.
So I get there, and sit down... and they pop in a porno. I watch it for about five minutes before I realize that they are COMPLETELY serious about us all four getting it on. So I get worried. THey keep going in and out of the bedroom a couple of them at a time, I think hinting at me to go in there. Finally they ARE all in there, and they call me in to look at something. Well, they are all on the bed with a ghetto 80's porno on that tv. So I'm freaking out. If I weren't married, I probably would have been all for this stuff. But I am, so I HAD to find a way to get out of there.
From there it's a blur... but I did manage to escape. I went home and told Eric... and he didn't believe me!!! Which I guess is understandable since that is some crazy shit. The next day at work I was so nervouse about seeing them all I was sick to my stomach. It's weird knowing someone's big secret like that. Hopefully I'll get over it!
Friday I went out with a lady from work while our husbands stayed home with the guys to play poker. Well, she brings another guy from work (I'm trying to make this a SHORT story, and it might be hard). He's playing around with her belly button ring, and flirty... and later tells me he's there to supervise her. I was wondering why... because he was the only guy, he was the only threat. So he tells me that he's not REALLY a threat because her husband LETS HIM FUCK HER!!!
At that point, I kind of think he's joking, but I'm not sure. So he has her tell me... and I tell them that that's some pretty kinky shit. So she calls her husband on the phone and tells him she's bringing a chick over for them both tonight. Still thinking she's joking... I'm all saying I'll make out with her, and do them all.
You have to know that I see these people EVERY day, and always thought that she hated me (she used to be my boss). So I still think they're joking, and it'd be cool to get out of the bar, so I say I'll meet them over there.
So I get there, and sit down... and they pop in a porno. I watch it for about five minutes before I realize that they are COMPLETELY serious about us all four getting it on. So I get worried. THey keep going in and out of the bedroom a couple of them at a time, I think hinting at me to go in there. Finally they ARE all in there, and they call me in to look at something. Well, they are all on the bed with a ghetto 80's porno on that tv. So I'm freaking out. If I weren't married, I probably would have been all for this stuff. But I am, so I HAD to find a way to get out of there.
From there it's a blur... but I did manage to escape. I went home and told Eric... and he didn't believe me!!! Which I guess is understandable since that is some crazy shit. The next day at work I was so nervouse about seeing them all I was sick to my stomach. It's weird knowing someone's big secret like that. Hopefully I'll get over it!
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belladea:
That's funny shit. Love your pix.
shitricky:
.ya, lots of cool shit goes down up here....i guess i just have to bide my time until a 3some falls into my lap huh? 