My day had a crazy ass beginning at 3:00 this morning. I had to drive Eric (did I mention I'm married???) to work at that ungodly time. On the way back home some drunk or crazy old lady (not that old... maybe 40 or so) jumps off the side walk and starts to try to wave me down. First thought was to honk and if she didn't move, then plow her ass down... but then I thought maybe someone got murdered or something, so I stopped. Actually, I would have had to anyways, seeing as how her damn toes were right infront of my tire.
Okay... so I stop the car, and roll my window down a tiny little bit... I dont want to get mugged or anything. She's crazy. There is no murder. Know I'm like, fucking bitch.... I coulda been home by now. I didn't say that though. This is her problem that she needs sooooo much help with: she's been walking for three miles and has blisters, and cant walk........ two more blocks!!! You can SEE the freaking store she lives by from where I'm parked in the middle of the road. But she insists she needs a ride. Against my better judgement, I decide she probably doesn't have a gun or anything in the small bag of clothes she's carrying... and kind of decide that I'll help her out. But then, even when I say ok... she continues to try to talk me into it. That's when I decide, yes she is a lunatic, and why hasn't her hand moved out of that god damn bag? So I tell her that I walk plenty farther then that every day, and dont think it will kill her... and start to drive. She yells "well fuck you too!" Well that's not very nice. So I slam on my breaks, tell her she's a pyschotic lazy assed cunt, and start driving with a smile. I'm such a nice girl that when I got to that damn store I honked a couple times to let her know she coulda been there already.
So now I've gotta go check me out a naked girl... and then take a shower and get to work. It's my Friday... and almost pay day so I'm super excited. I've been so poor! I'm also MAYBE going to take some pics so I can do the application part to be a Suicide Girl. But me and my plans for taking pictures haven't been working out lately. I've been meaning to take my sister's graduation pics for a month now! Hey... there's another somethin for my to do list! Yeah.
Have a good day. Maybe it could manage to be as interesting as mine!?!?
Okay... so I stop the car, and roll my window down a tiny little bit... I dont want to get mugged or anything. She's crazy. There is no murder. Know I'm like, fucking bitch.... I coulda been home by now. I didn't say that though. This is her problem that she needs sooooo much help with: she's been walking for three miles and has blisters, and cant walk........ two more blocks!!! You can SEE the freaking store she lives by from where I'm parked in the middle of the road. But she insists she needs a ride. Against my better judgement, I decide she probably doesn't have a gun or anything in the small bag of clothes she's carrying... and kind of decide that I'll help her out. But then, even when I say ok... she continues to try to talk me into it. That's when I decide, yes she is a lunatic, and why hasn't her hand moved out of that god damn bag? So I tell her that I walk plenty farther then that every day, and dont think it will kill her... and start to drive. She yells "well fuck you too!" Well that's not very nice. So I slam on my breaks, tell her she's a pyschotic lazy assed cunt, and start driving with a smile. I'm such a nice girl that when I got to that damn store I honked a couple times to let her know she coulda been there already.
So now I've gotta go check me out a naked girl... and then take a shower and get to work. It's my Friday... and almost pay day so I'm super excited. I've been so poor! I'm also MAYBE going to take some pics so I can do the application part to be a Suicide Girl. But me and my plans for taking pictures haven't been working out lately. I've been meaning to take my sister's graduation pics for a month now! Hey... there's another somethin for my to do list! Yeah.
Have a good day. Maybe it could manage to be as interesting as mine!?!?
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justmee:
Oh yeah.... but isn't THAT the truth!!!
5alvani:
Yep... 