Good Lord...
I'm in fucking Hawaii in the Valley of the Temples for Christ's sake. Could it get any better? Tried to venture to the beach today, but it was a bit too chilly. Mom is feeding me regularly, which has it's good and bad points. Good, because from what I hear, the human body needs some sort of nurishment to sustain itself. Bad, because...
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I'm in fucking Hawaii in the Valley of the Temples for Christ's sake. Could it get any better? Tried to venture to the beach today, but it was a bit too chilly. Mom is feeding me regularly, which has it's good and bad points. Good, because from what I hear, the human body needs some sort of nurishment to sustain itself. Bad, because...
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OK. So now one wants to play my gerbil games. That's OK. I can handle a little bit of rejection. It was a good game, damnit.
Gotta pack for Hawaii. Want to go to an art opening. Plus, it's a "school night". Must multi-task...
Gotta pack for Hawaii. Want to go to an art opening. Plus, it's a "school night". Must multi-task...
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kickstand:
i wanted to play1 
linz:
ooh! hawaii! have fun!!
Hours of entertainment can be added to your daily life and annoying songs can become instant classics by replacing the subject of the chorus with the word 'gerbil'.
For example... Gerbil, you know it's true... Running with the gerbil... This is what it sounds like when gerbils cry.
Don't forget to mentally add visuals by substituting gerbils for artists in their video environments... touch if...
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For example... Gerbil, you know it's true... Running with the gerbil... This is what it sounds like when gerbils cry.
Don't forget to mentally add visuals by substituting gerbils for artists in their video environments... touch if...
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pinhead66:
Heh you're spiffy....I like that.
Kickstart my gerbil!
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Kickstart my gerbil!
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grapefruit:
LOL
BEEN TRYING TO SHOW YOU OVER AND OVER
LOOK AT THESE, MY CHILD-BEARING HIPS
LOOK AT THESE, MY RUBY-RED RUBY LIPS
LOOK AT THESE, MY WORK STRONG-ARMS
YOU'VE GOT TO SEE MY BOTTLE FULL OF CHARM
LAY IT ALL AT YOUR FEET
YOU TURN AROUND AND SAY BACK TO ME
LOOK AT THESE, MY CHILD-BEARING HIPS
LOOK AT THESE, MY RUBY-RED RUBY LIPS
LOOK AT THESE, MY WORK STRONG-ARMS
YOU'VE GOT TO SEE MY BOTTLE FULL OF CHARM
LAY IT ALL AT YOUR FEET
YOU TURN AROUND AND SAY BACK TO ME
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oso:
i care baby.
i care.
i care.
pandora3:
Haha Hello Justlittleolme...having fun with the Justin! I'm sure you cool cats are tearing up the town being rockstar-anti-social-assholes! My kind of people. Justin yes I miss you...this weekend has been super boring without you here! But I'm sure you're having crazy times in La la land. I will see you on Tuesday...if you are back...I'm working.
Tonight I'll be partying with me roomies, Lesley, Jerica, and the Polar Bear with the Kung-Fu beads...
XOXO
Shokopuss
Tonight I'll be partying with me roomies, Lesley, Jerica, and the Polar Bear with the Kung-Fu beads...
XOXO
Shokopuss
For you enjoyment (Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy):
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes...
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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes...
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oso:
i enjoyed that very, very much.
thank you.
thank you.
djjack:
ok......you are really, really funny. I've got one for you:
"I wish that my name was Todd, so that I could say, Yes,....my name is Todd........Todd Blankenship."
hows that for deep?
"I wish that my name was Todd, so that I could say, Yes,....my name is Todd........Todd Blankenship."
hows that for deep?
Things aren't so bad...
CD Player broke, but dug out some old ass fucking cassettes that I haven't heard in a million years. My Agent Orange tape still works... YEAH
Ran into my ex, but he's a fucking cock sucker and I'm way too hot for him anyway.
Took my friend to the emergency room, but it was just a panic attack and she's all...
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CD Player broke, but dug out some old ass fucking cassettes that I haven't heard in a million years. My Agent Orange tape still works... YEAH
Ran into my ex, but he's a fucking cock sucker and I'm way too hot for him anyway.
Took my friend to the emergency room, but it was just a panic attack and she's all...
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planty:
just saying "hey"...
CD Player in my car broke today. 
Ran into my ex.
Had to take a friend to the Emergency Room.
Started my period.
Would someone just fucking kill me?
Please?
Ran into my ex.
Had to take a friend to the Emergency Room.
Started my period.
Would someone just fucking kill me?
Please?
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ericj:
Thank you for calling. 
Oh ,tequila Sounds like you guys had a fun time last night. I'll totally come up and hang out with you as soon as we get back on schedule. I was really bummed that I couldn't get up there this weekend.
I won't forget. I just hope he still has some stuff lying around. We'll see.
Talk to you soon.
Oh ,tequila Sounds like you guys had a fun time last night. I'll totally come up and hang out with you as soon as we get back on schedule. I was really bummed that I couldn't get up there this weekend.
I won't forget. I just hope he still has some stuff lying around. We'll see.
Talk to you soon.
planty:
you had a good time, right?
A friend just told me that you know your relationship is officially over when your girlfriend asks you to wear a sweater.
Hmmm. Ive asked boys to wear sweaters before. Oh wait. Im single. Never mind . Why are there some men who wear sweaters and some who just dont? And how could that be the determining factor to end a relationship?
Anyone else ever...
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Hmmm. Ive asked boys to wear sweaters before. Oh wait. Im single. Never mind
. Why are there some men who wear sweaters and some who just dont? And how could that be the determining factor to end a relationship?
Anyone else ever...
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funkymonkey:
I have never been asked to wear a sweater.
The sweater is not the giveaway. I've been asked to wear a condom, wash myself, change my underwear, or been told that "there is just no spark" to "fuck off asshole or "I can't believe you slept with her" or "sorry I am busy tonight, I can't come over to clean your pipes". Never a sweater.
If anything, it is the fact that she is not saying anything at all that is the biggest telltale sign....
So next time someone mentions a sweater, don't sweat it (unless you are in 100 degree weather or I am wrong!).
The sweater is not the giveaway. I've been asked to wear a condom, wash myself, change my underwear, or been told that "there is just no spark" to "fuck off asshole or "I can't believe you slept with her" or "sorry I am busy tonight, I can't come over to clean your pipes". Never a sweater.
If anything, it is the fact that she is not saying anything at all that is the biggest telltale sign....
So next time someone mentions a sweater, don't sweat it (unless you are in 100 degree weather or I am wrong!).
ikilledpinky:
people still wear sweaters, no shit?
Just got home from the dentist.. 
Usually scares the crap out of me, but a funny thing happened...
When I was in ..the chair.. before the doc came in a cute little girl walked in and introduced herself as the massage therapist and asked me where I wanted her to start. A super marketing strategy, don't you think...
Anyway, I got the lavendar oil supreme...
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Usually scares the crap out of me, but a funny thing happened...
When I was in ..the chair.. before the doc came in a cute little girl walked in and introduced herself as the massage therapist and asked me where I wanted her to start. A super marketing strategy, don't you think...
Anyway, I got the lavendar oil supreme...
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albion_moonlight:
I agree with Dig Dug, where is your dentist? I need to find a new one, my current dentist is in Santa Monica, and despite the fact that he has televisions in the ceiling with ear phones and a remote the patient controls I can't seem to get back there. I think the distance (I'm in Hollywood) is part of it, but the real reason I've become so delinquent is he really guilts me and nags me about not flossing enough and I'm sick of it (hairflip).
Anyway, thanks for posting in my journal and I've been kissing my dog hundreds of times a day so passing one on from you will be my pleasure.
Anyway, thanks for posting in my journal and I've been kissing my dog hundreds of times a day so passing one on from you will be my pleasure.
oso:
i was right.
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My cat hates you
OK, I don't have a kitty anymore... lost custody, but this site is super. If you visit, check out Elvis...
I miss Hector...my female kitty... full name... Hector Guadalupe Lopez...
Need something to cuddle with...
OK, I don't have a kitty anymore... lost custody, but this site is super. If you visit, check out Elvis...
I miss Hector...my female kitty... full name... Hector Guadalupe Lopez...
Need something to cuddle with...
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ikilledpinky:
smurfette was the whore hehe
oso:
dunno what's up with me.
find out Friday i guess.
and no, knowing that you have to go to the dentist does not make it better. i hate knowing that my Current Crush/possible woman of my dreams has to go thru that.
hope you don't have any cavities.
they better give you a sucker.
find out Friday i guess.
and no, knowing that you have to go to the dentist does not make it better. i hate knowing that my Current Crush/possible woman of my dreams has to go thru that.
hope you don't have any cavities.
they better give you a sucker.
did that sound too desperate?
me being alone i can understand, but you?
that is soooo fucking wrong.
i make a mean grilled cheese samich...