BBQ lastnight was a hoot. Two of my girls asked me to be the flower girl at their wedding this summer. I'll have to confirm this, because there were many jello shots involved in the conversation.
Driving home, dead stopped in traffic in front of the Hollywood Bowl, I get rear ended my a car load of dumb ass boys. I pull over and motion to them to follow. They continue right past me... I wonder if they didn't notice the hundreds of cops with walkie-talkies. Not that they could have gotten that far anyway considering the traffic was at a crawl. No damage to my car, but they were pulled over anyway and cited for the hit and run and no insurance. Tee hee. Fuckers. I asked the cop if I could just rough em up a little, but he said no. Oh well.
Driving home, dead stopped in traffic in front of the Hollywood Bowl, I get rear ended my a car load of dumb ass boys. I pull over and motion to them to follow. They continue right past me... I wonder if they didn't notice the hundreds of cops with walkie-talkies. Not that they could have gotten that far anyway considering the traffic was at a crawl. No damage to my car, but they were pulled over anyway and cited for the hit and run and no insurance. Tee hee. Fuckers. I asked the cop if I could just rough em up a little, but he said no. Oh well.
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didn't know i called you that, did you?