To anyone that doubts my love for all animals, yes even dogs (despite the fact that I despise them I don't want to see bad things happen to 'em), I'll have you know I almost died this morning trying to avoid one in my car. To say I almost died may be a bit of a stretch but had things gone badly and I was unlucky I'm sure I could have gotten seriously injured or at the very least fucked my car up something fierce. Doing several full spins as your car slides down an ice covered road because you swerved to avoid someones stupid little toy fuck ass pooch and barely missing a brick mailbox, flying through a ditch, and ending up on someones drive way is not the best way to start out your day.
