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That freshman pic was taken before I quit smoking. You can see how the nicotine withdrawl has ravaged my body: made me bigger, hairier, and crustier. And no amount of facial cream can get rid of these crow's feet.

Fortunately facial cream can also serve as a handy lubricant.

... for squeeky hinges. Doors. Cabinets. You know.

*cough*

Haha, that Hunter costume is great!