Funny conversation of the day at work today:
JustBlaze: How are you today ma'am
50 something year old woman: Good, I am just here for an oil change
JB: Well ma'am, with your mileage, you are due for the major service on your car
50: Ok, can I just schedule to come back and do it Monday? I dont have time for it today.
JB: Sure no problem.
50: Oh! that reminds me, can I have you guys look at something else when its here for the service too?
JB: Yea, what seems to be the problem?
50: *turning headlights on* Anytime I turn my lights on at night, I cant see my radio display .... *slowly realizing its 10AM and sunny outside* after a 10 second pause, she yells this out .... "I am such a dumb slut"
Seriously ... I just about pissed my pants laughing, I half wanted to wave my cock in her face and call her out on the slut part, but I like my job enough to pass up a knob job from some 50 something year old cougar. lol
Hope you guys get as much of a kick out of that as I did
JustBlaze: How are you today ma'am
50 something year old woman: Good, I am just here for an oil change
JB: Well ma'am, with your mileage, you are due for the major service on your car
50: Ok, can I just schedule to come back and do it Monday? I dont have time for it today.
JB: Sure no problem.
50: Oh! that reminds me, can I have you guys look at something else when its here for the service too?
JB: Yea, what seems to be the problem?
50: *turning headlights on* Anytime I turn my lights on at night, I cant see my radio display .... *slowly realizing its 10AM and sunny outside* after a 10 second pause, she yells this out .... "I am such a dumb slut"
Seriously ... I just about pissed my pants laughing, I half wanted to wave my cock in her face and call her out on the slut part, but I like my job enough to pass up a knob job from some 50 something year old cougar. lol
Hope you guys get as much of a kick out of that as I did
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yetty:
yeah what i said! lol i duno
yetty:
yeah i know its bad! i dont remember shit anymore
