justanotherjames

If two men could have a baby, I'm convinced carlos mencia and dane cook could produce the least funny entity the universe has ever seen.

So in one of those delightful moments where the cosmos totally flips you the bird, I was at work and this christ awful train song comes on, being smarter than the average bear I know a way to manipulate the settings on the little satellite radio box and effectively skip songs, so I go to do that and what comes up, but another fucking train...
Read More

Yesterday was my tattoo's one month birthday, awwww....he's so cute. Thinking about being at work on Saturday and this insufferable girl (whose parents are regulars, she briefly worked there as well and others found her tolerable seemingly solely because she has big boobs) was in. She told me, mind you, didn't asked me, to make her a bloody mary and it was to be spicy,...
Read More

Driving into Illinois for work yesterday I thought about the events the night before out at a few bars, at one point after a few people left we were but four. My friends Matt and Jimmy who are brothers, myself and Jimmy's friend Chris. Now Matt, Jimmy and I are all cultivating very manly and warm winter beards, Chris is a skinny little blonde waif...
Read More

There's a Honda commercial that features the song "The Only Living Boy in New York" by Simon and Garfunkel, which makes me happy, cause it's a friggin' great song, but makes me sad because not only is it a little part of the song, but it's also not Garden State which is what I predominantly associate that song with. Now I'm thinking of an elderly...
Read More

Watching Time Bandits...that Terry Gilliam is an oddball for sure.

So random thought, one of my favorite things to do when at a bar or other such establishment with an internet jukebox (particularly if the general populous is douche-bagging it up, which is generally the case) is to go and just go full on prog rock on those bastards, my favorite is "Supper's Ready" a Peter Gabriel era Genesis song off of an album called...
Read More

So, when you bring your own coffee and a French Press in to work with you, people start to think you're a little snooty. I just want better coffee than we have here, I don't think that's so bad. But Jesus that may have nothing on the looks you get if you bring loose leaf tea and an infuser with you. Then the assumption is...
Read More

Had a discussion with a co-worker today and it occurred to me how few concerts I've been to recently. I'm not sure if it's the rarity of show I have any interest in, me totally not having my finger on the pulse of who has been coming through or what. I think the last show I was at was Lou Barlow at Off Broadway, which...
Read More

So my job consists of slinging drinks to BBQ lovers in the metro east. This is my cross to bear, the bachelor's collecting dust at my parents' place isn't really helping with that, but that's neither here nor there. Anyhoo, since maybe late April or early May of 2009 we've had karaoke on most Wednesday nights, initially this was my shift alone, but seemingly the...
Read More