jurasic

guess I should update...wonder how many times I've guessed that here...hmmmmm? anyhow that's not important...it's almost time to get out your party hats & declare the world wide holiday..."420"...

I remember it well...when I joined here...I lost my kids...had to check in on easter...which was ironically 420 & I went to stars caberet to visit my friend what's her face...& her friend drunk girl with glass high heel shoes left marks on my sholders when we sat at the rack...damn her pole trick...but atleast they bought me drinks...& when the officer asked me if I did any drugs or alcohol upon check in...I said yes!!!...& he checked no bc my story was fricken awsome***

anyhow it was a week stay & I don't think anyone here recalls the ammount of pills I had to take to piss clean & get out...or that my mediation with the devil went sour...all and all...I don't miss the bums in dorm D & their coffee grounds...the elephant killer...the cow fucker...the guy who farts next door...or the fights we had over cops...the tv show...just try to imagine being in jail...watching that shit religiously...I hated it...& the little hookers downstairs trying to hit on you bc you don't look like cow fucker...the intercom over your head...the piss testing while someone watches you dong...yeah...I'll never miss it%