junkyrunnindry

Last weekend in Phoenix was fun, I had a great birthday weekend.

I have a new found respect for the toughness of women. My friend from Vegas recently moved to Phoenix and works at a salon there. We went out for sushi on Friday night, and in a drunken fervor I accepted a dare to let her wax my nether regions... so the next day, I ended up hungover as fuck buck nekid on a table drinking momosas with my friend pouring hot wax on my cock. Now I've had stitches done without anesthetic, I've had dogs bite my face, I've even clipped a tree while snowboarding under the influence, but nothing came CLOSE to the pain of having wax ripped off the base of your penis. I wussed out half way through, so now the top and one side of my pubic hair is nicely tapered, but another side is not. It creates the optical illusion that my cock hangs slightly to the left. The whole situation was very amusing, even though it was painful, the two of us had a good laugh at my expense. So, hats off to you girls who bravely endure this excruciating ritual every few weeks.

I'm looking forward to SF this weekend. I got such a rad tux... I also learned that a friend is throwing a party on Sat in a big artist space in Oakland. It should go on all night, so if I can still walk after Prom, I should enjoy it. There is a free party being thrown by Pacific Sound on Sun during the day, and Monday, I have some work to do with my partner gettingThird World's next release out...