junkeragentseed

some things you may not know about me, in convenient list form:

- i hate light. i make it my mission to extinguish light wherever i can.
- i require absolute darkness and silence to sleep, and even then it takes me anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours. unless i'm drunk.
- i have had three girlfriends in my life. one of them even still talks to me.
- i have never once used illict drugs.
- i am deathly afraid of flying. i am somewhat afraid of wasps, bees and hornets. i feel intense discomfort around balloons.
- if money, geography, jobs, housing, and language barriers were not problems, i would choose to live in the snow country of japan.
- i hope one day to see the northern lights.
- i hate children. really.

edited to add: also, i can crack almost every joint in my body, including joints in my neck, joints in my back, all three joints in my fingers, my wrists, my elbows, one side of my jaw, my knees, my ankles, and my toes.

there. don't you feel like you know me so much better?