some things you may not know about me, in convenient list form:
- i hate light. i make it my mission to extinguish light wherever i can.
- i require absolute darkness and silence to sleep, and even then it takes me anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours. unless i'm drunk.
- i have had three girlfriends in my life. one of them even...
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- i hate light. i make it my mission to extinguish light wherever i can.
- i require absolute darkness and silence to sleep, and even then it takes me anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours. unless i'm drunk.
- i have had three girlfriends in my life. one of them even...
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shifgrethor:
I've been to Seattle at least once, and saw a Tool show there too, incidentally. The whole environment just seems better up there ... not like the dead hills of the bay area around here ...
vikprez:
you forgot to add that you like to play with handcuffs
you know, strictly speaking, the only two dates i've ever been on (and when i say dates, i mean one-on-one interaction in a public place with someone i wasn't already dating) were with people i met off makeoutclub. and believe me when i say, they were two of the dullest, most irritating people i've spent any length of time with in my life. to say...
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screw_that:
don't worry.. you're not on my hit list -- I can never actually get you to talk to me anyway.

freckle:
there are all kind of girlies around here! what are you talking about
and by the sound of things... you haven't done half bad for yourself...
and by the sound of things... you haven't done half bad for yourself...
slither: i think you're living a depressing life and hoping for a do-over.
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i keep listening to "tommib" by squarepusher. over and over. and over. and dreaming of an apartment where i could get a cat. and that's all.
p.s. thank the new site for somehow screwing up this entry.
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i keep listening to "tommib" by squarepusher. over and over. and over. and dreaming of an apartment where i could get a cat. and that's all.
p.s. thank the new site for somehow screwing up this entry.
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tawnya:
okay, two things. i'm friending you (for some reason i kept thinking i had already) and two, thanks for giving us our whore back. you R00L!
tawnya:
why would i be ticked off at you? is there something you're not telling me? *shakes fist* you'd better 'fess up boy.
naw, shit happens, i don't blame either of you. and not being in that moment, i don't care anymore.
naw, shit happens, i don't blame either of you. and not being in that moment, i don't care anymore.
oh, i could just leave things
a lot more easily than you'd think
'cause i've been known to retreat
every few years
so what am i waiting for
oh, it's sad
oh, i know
the youngness of my young man shows
so please accept my apology
and wait with me
oh, i could just die now
and no one would really have to find out...
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a lot more easily than you'd think
'cause i've been known to retreat
every few years
so what am i waiting for
oh, it's sad
oh, i know
the youngness of my young man shows
so please accept my apology
and wait with me
oh, i could just die now
and no one would really have to find out...
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freckle:
headphones = mine
freckle:
you deathcab addict you 
God dammit.
Shit.
Fuck.
Ass!
Shit!
Mother!
Cock!
Fuck!
Fucky fuck fuck!
Techcorp Systems, another helpful Globo-Chem company.
Shit.
Fuck.
Ass!
Shit!
Mother!
Cock!
Fuck!
Fucky fuck fuck!
Techcorp Systems, another helpful Globo-Chem company.
luminaire:
Hmm, I agree. But only on principle, not nessecerily circumstantial.
freckle:
i happen to like base 10. 
continue looking at my pictures and mocking me.
in the temping game, you're constantly forced to meet and interact with new people. i've answered the same damn questions about where i'm from and what i like to do so many times, i've started thinking it would be fun to just start lying and make up a whole new identity. i knew it would need to...
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in the temping game, you're constantly forced to meet and interact with new people. i've answered the same damn questions about where i'm from and what i like to do so many times, i've started thinking it would be fun to just start lying and make up a whole new identity. i knew it would need to...
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dave_h:
well the first album is mediocre, but there's a couple songs I really like off it.
brokenalice:
i think Sag's are just bad liars... that's why we're so damn honest all the time.
as if it needed proving... check out my pics 4-9 for proof that i am, in fact, the biggest dumbass in the world.
what are you going to do with me...
what are you going to do with me...
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pyronautica:
You are so fucking cool!
vikprez:
"And what did you do today son"
"Nothing, just found a random pair of handcuffs and decided to try them on"
"Nothing, just found a random pair of handcuffs and decided to try them on"
so, at the end of the first all rain, all the time seattle fall day, i was curled up in my room, drinking. i'm sure this bodes well for the next eight months.
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screw_that:
oh yay, I just noticed you have a totally underappreciated, totally amazing, totally (can I think of another word)... talented actress who is also amazingly hot in your crush...
...mm... Zooey Deschanel
...mm... Zooey Deschanel
you left out my favorite part, by the way.
okay, maybe there's a woman somewhere
who's still thinking of me
or a girl with coal black hair
who's haunted in her dreams
but what they've seen, it wasn't me
it's just some lie they slept beside
yeah, i kept this from them
but i can't keep this from you.
-conor
so, for fifteen minutes this...
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okay, maybe there's a woman somewhere
who's still thinking of me
or a girl with coal black hair
who's haunted in her dreams
but what they've seen, it wasn't me
it's just some lie they slept beside
yeah, i kept this from them
but i can't keep this from you.
-conor
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vikprez:
hello again, guess who has new photos, me! Look at them or face the consequences
luminaire:
T.T for sure, dude. Since I work for a temp-company myself, I know how that is. It really does suck, no warning, and no promises.
I feel for you man, lemme know if you want some work in Redmond...
I feel for you man, lemme know if you want some work in Redmond...
roommate: oh yeah, so r_____ im'ed me a few days ago.
me: who did? r_____?
roommate: i hadn't heard from her in a while. at least since i was at home.
me: r_____, my ex-girlfriend?
roommate: yeah. the thing was, that was when you were in portland and we didn't know where you were. so i could have said to her, "yeah, scott might be...
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me: who did? r_____?
roommate: i hadn't heard from her in a while. at least since i was at home.
me: r_____, my ex-girlfriend?
roommate: yeah. the thing was, that was when you were in portland and we didn't know where you were. so i could have said to her, "yeah, scott might be...
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funny how everything in seattle seems darker and colder and lonelier than it did when i left.
wait, no. not funny. the other thing. cruel and tragic.
evil shenanigans.
edited to add: hey, there i go, screwing things up again with my mouth. shut it up, me.
wait, no. not funny. the other thing. cruel and tragic.
evil shenanigans.
edited to add: hey, there i go, screwing things up again with my mouth. shut it up, me.
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murphy:
I hope we can make it better, you should come to the Busch Gardens thing on wednesday. Cheeky shennagins indeed
vikprez:
I'm glad you had a good time, it looked like you were, and yes, you are very right, a drunk conversation is always the best
"is the mountain okay?" he asked, and my mind went as blank as it's ever been. standing there in front of the shrink-wrap machine, i might as well have been in a coma.
after a moment, i recovered sufficiently to think, is the mountain okay? what in the blue blazes are you talking about? what mountain? mount rainier? i mean, that's the only mountain around...
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after a moment, i recovered sufficiently to think, is the mountain okay? what in the blue blazes are you talking about? what mountain? mount rainier? i mean, that's the only mountain around...
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enzo525:
Thats totaly cool! lol
I like it when strange stuff like that happens. Funny thing is, is that Mt Ranier's snow level has dropped a lot, due to the unusual weather we've been having.
I like it when strange stuff like that happens. Funny thing is, is that Mt Ranier's snow level has dropped a lot, due to the unusual weather we've been having.
johnnyvonbondie:
dude, you start hanging with the whore and the fucking gloves come off!
jesse
jesse