Alright. Let's be honest. How is a girl supposed to know how often the average male masturbates. What factors go into this? Age? Race? Zodiac sign? Maybe I'm being a little closed-minded. Maybe there's a lot of girls out there who know the answer to this age old question. But it seems unrealistic to expect a girl, like me, to know how often the average man decides he needs to whip it out and show it some attention.
What per say is a girl like me? A girl who has never walked in on a sibling going to town under the covers late at night. A girl who has never wondered why her Victoria's Secret catalogs keep disappearing. A girl who has never questioned what those weird noises coming from the shower are, early in the morning when her boyfriend is taking a little too long. That's a girl like me.
I get that they do it. A lot. But what age does it begin? When does it become a chore rather than an elective? Is it something you make room for in your schedule? Well, on Tuesday I have a morning meeting, then I'm jerking it, then the gym, and then I'm in for lunch. It's just all so overwhelming. Now, normally a girl like me wouldn't need to know this stuff. She could cruise thru life and not have to really research this topic until she has a son of her own. That is, unless she's on a date with a boy who just blurted out he's been to a sex addicts anonymous meeting. What she knows is, he's quite insecure and timid. He's not disrespectful or crude. And he's only had sex with 12 people in his lifetime. At this point she's just praying to God he doesn't have a weird fetish, like impersonating Disney characters or singing the state capitol song leading up to that point of climax.
In all honesty, I didn't get it right away. It wasn't until the next day when I was driving to the mall that the light bulb finally went off and I said, Ohhhhh. That's what he was trying to tell me. Silly me, I always thought that wasn't information you divulge on a second date. Oh but in my life, that is exactly how the story goes. Girl meets boy. Girl likes boy. Girl experiences ridiculous moments that rarely happen to people. Or maybe they happen all the time. Smart people just choose not to talk about them. Meanwhile, a girl like me can't seem to shutup about them.
What per say is a girl like me? A girl who has never walked in on a sibling going to town under the covers late at night. A girl who has never wondered why her Victoria's Secret catalogs keep disappearing. A girl who has never questioned what those weird noises coming from the shower are, early in the morning when her boyfriend is taking a little too long. That's a girl like me.
I get that they do it. A lot. But what age does it begin? When does it become a chore rather than an elective? Is it something you make room for in your schedule? Well, on Tuesday I have a morning meeting, then I'm jerking it, then the gym, and then I'm in for lunch. It's just all so overwhelming. Now, normally a girl like me wouldn't need to know this stuff. She could cruise thru life and not have to really research this topic until she has a son of her own. That is, unless she's on a date with a boy who just blurted out he's been to a sex addicts anonymous meeting. What she knows is, he's quite insecure and timid. He's not disrespectful or crude. And he's only had sex with 12 people in his lifetime. At this point she's just praying to God he doesn't have a weird fetish, like impersonating Disney characters or singing the state capitol song leading up to that point of climax.
In all honesty, I didn't get it right away. It wasn't until the next day when I was driving to the mall that the light bulb finally went off and I said, Ohhhhh. That's what he was trying to tell me. Silly me, I always thought that wasn't information you divulge on a second date. Oh but in my life, that is exactly how the story goes. Girl meets boy. Girl likes boy. Girl experiences ridiculous moments that rarely happen to people. Or maybe they happen all the time. Smart people just choose not to talk about them. Meanwhile, a girl like me can't seem to shutup about them.
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I'm in close to the same boat as you. I have never lived with a women. I know from the movies than women masterbate as well. But are they like the guys doing it all the time? I doubt it. Does it depend on the girl? Do a lot of women really never masterbate which I have heard before? Maybe ask that question too? And maybe answer too??? Hey, we did!