juniordeputy

I know. People become cool by default just by being around me. I think it is the fanny pack.


Dude, I TOTALLY saw those craigslist ads! I am so jealous! I want people to post missed connections about how they saw me singing "I Touch Myself" loud and off key while at a stop light on J and they entertained fantasies of taking me out to dinner or eating my liver. My life won't be complete until some psycho feels so strongly about our chance encounter to humiliate himself on craigslist and stalk me summarily.

It was awesome meeting you! I'm so glad you came out with us.