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juniordeputy

sacramento

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Sunday Sep 04, 2005

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so, i learned last night why riding a bike while drunk is bad. my advice for all the kids is: don't do it. or you will fall on your ass, much like i did.

ps i think Brendan Canty may be my new soul mate. i am watching Instrument right now, and i was inspired to tell the world of my new blossoming celeb crush. buy something and check him out. http://www.fugaziliveseries.com/

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scott:
i try not to ride when im too drunk. i have a friend who managed to mangle himself on his bike, and now he cant skate anymore.
Sep 5, 2005
scott:
instrument is awesome. i love the segments where they show the fans throughout the years.
Sep 5, 2005

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