juniordeputy

okay... and here is the story of how i almost got my little self arrested. Please, just dont tell my mommy. beware ... it's a long one.

It all starts out with me being at work, and deciding that Chico would be a grand place to spend saturday night. I'm single and it's time for a night with my friends out on the town. My friend Garron attends the glory that is chico state. (I call him Tron, so please, just go with it) Anyway... Tron, some friends of ours and I go to a pre-bar party. I see a few boys that strike my fancy. One has been looking at me. I am drunk... so, i make friends with the young man.

He and I bond over something. Drunken banter I'm sure. We hit the bars. Do some car-bombs... drink more beer.... and decide to take a stroll. Mid-stroll, we get tired of walking, and decide that kissing on the street is more fun. Out of nowhere, two cop cars roll up on us... he's mouthing off and I am too drunk to stand. I was trying with all my might to act sober-ish, and attempt to have a conversation with some of Chico's finest.

My makeout buddy is still mouthing off to the other cops. he gets cuffed and taken away. The other cop that I am talking to, is a fucking stone cold champ. He says im border line... but he'll let me go. AND DROPS ME OFF AT TRONS HOUSE! that cop was the reason i love cops so much. If i didnt obey myself, i too would have spent the night in the drunk tank. Thank god for close calls.....