Wow, welcome back to America, me.. Everytime I return from abroad, its like getting slapped-in-the-face with a cold rump roast steak (which is extra gross for a vegetarian). Here are some fairly well researched facts about of society to explain the meat juice on my face.
- One out of four babies speaks a brand name as a first word (according to the research of Dr. Twitchell of the University of Florida)
-26 percent of kids 2 and under have a TV in their room (The Boston Economist)
-Obesity has gone up 60% in the last 10 years (US Dept. of Health and Human Services)
-Koalas could be extinct within 15 years.
W-W-WHAT THE FUCK! I can deal with other people screwing up their own lives, but NO KOALAS!? This is unacceptable. Why? Why would anyone invent a society stupid enough to cause koalas to die out???
NOOOOOOO!!!! They're to cute to die. Its a fact.
Well folks, I guess we just have to start trying to recover from our cultural insanity one step at a time. So...
Here's a little toy I just ordered for myself. Its a universal remote to turn off TVs. Don't you hate it when you are in a bar/restaurant/waiting room/dungon and there is a TV on in the corner ruining everyones brains ?!? Here's the solution.
www.tvbgone.com
Have fun! I know I will.
- One out of four babies speaks a brand name as a first word (according to the research of Dr. Twitchell of the University of Florida)
-26 percent of kids 2 and under have a TV in their room (The Boston Economist)
-Obesity has gone up 60% in the last 10 years (US Dept. of Health and Human Services)
-Koalas could be extinct within 15 years.
W-W-WHAT THE FUCK! I can deal with other people screwing up their own lives, but NO KOALAS!? This is unacceptable. Why? Why would anyone invent a society stupid enough to cause koalas to die out???
NOOOOOOO!!!! They're to cute to die. Its a fact.
Well folks, I guess we just have to start trying to recover from our cultural insanity one step at a time. So...
Here's a little toy I just ordered for myself. Its a universal remote to turn off TVs. Don't you hate it when you are in a bar/restaurant/waiting room/dungon and there is a TV on in the corner ruining everyones brains ?!? Here's the solution.
www.tvbgone.com
Have fun! I know I will.
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TOTALLY agree on the koalas, being a joey myself i wouldnt want to go extinct
[Edited on Aug 17, 2005 2:16AM]
The photos are not mine directly. They come off a common drive that we all share down here. I do not think anyone "owns" them per se. I also have more at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/iceprincessklaire
Feel free to use them. I would love to see what you do with them.
~cheers