junecleavage

If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Please be neat and wipe the seat

I mean come on people - this is elementary shcool stuff - we figured it out at 8 years repeating our little mantras which we then transferred delicately to the bathroom walls with sharpees.
Why can grown women in a highly professional office not get it together to wipe their gooddamned pee off the fucking seat?!