junecleavage

Please take a moment to visit my mind...seeing as I have to live there:
I had the grand honor of stepping over a used condom in the middle of the street while walking into work today. This triggered my mind to begin singing "Condom in the Street (running, running) Condom in the Street!" (to the tune of Circle Jerks, Wild in the Street) all the way into the office. Because I am just that punk rawk. So as I'm walking through the torrential downpours of the morning commute, singing my revised Circle Jerks condom song (apropos, no?) escorted kindly by a mosquito I could not swat away because in one hand I was carrying my umbrella and in another I was carrying Green Mountains Lake & Lodge blend of java (touted as a "a West Coast favorite" but because I am so punk rawk I am drinking it on the East Coast - see how true to the cause I am? I am truly a rebel force to be reckoned with) it occurred to me that umbrellas should have a beverage carrier. Seriously. Stop laughing. When Im a millionaire youll wish you had this kind of thought process.youll see.
Carry on soldiers.