junecleavage

Where is this puzzle and why don't I own it?

You know...our one cat is named Max, short for his full stolen name of Maxfield Parrish. However, after careful consideration, I believe his name should forcibly remain simply at "Max" in honor of the little Blue Meanie fucker by the same name, because you see he really is a little blue meanie fucker at heart. Don't even get me started on his piss happy sister(who for the record is Britney Spears Spears - two Spears - that's right).
Seems cats aren't all that supportive of familial decisions (on which they were not consulted) to add 6 month old Rotties into their living arrangements.
Who knew?