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Haddonfield, NJ (But YOU can call it Stepford)

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Tuesday Dec 14, 2004

Dec 14, 2004
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Where is this puzzle and why don't I own it?

You know...our one cat is named Max, short for his full stolen name of Maxfield Parrish. However, after careful consideration, I believe his name should forcibly remain simply at "Max" in honor of the little Blue Meanie fucker by the same name, because you see he really is a little blue meanie fucker at heart. Don't even get me started on his piss happy sister(who for the record is Britney Spears Spears - two Spears - that's right).
Seems cats aren't all that supportive of familial decisions (on which they were not consulted) to add 6 month old Rotties into their living arrangements.
Who knew?

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hellcatjustine:
yeah, they get kinda angry at that. So far mine have taken Mia in stride.

Being sick blows goat. If this is what it feels like to be pregnant, I am never doing it. ARD can bite my ass.

Miss you, lady. and the tribe.
and pilgrim clubs. oh, do I miss pilgrim clubs.

oh yeah, I miss employment too. *sigh*

Dec 14, 2004
hellcatjustine:
hey, but at the end of it you get a baby.

wait, I don't know if that's good or not.


Dec 14, 2004

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