junecleavage

coldenginelogic and I just watched the BEST COPS EVER. And I do mean untoppable. See...there's this dumb ass cop from Des Moines, Iowa (redundant - i know) who thinks he'd like to go all Dukes of Hazard on this dirt bike riding guy (the hardened criminal) he's chasing and tries to "hop" some train tracks...um...right...and of course now his copper mobile is lodged and fucked on the tracks...i mean cause you know they are only STEEL...and these trains keep coming and he keeps holding his arms up and waving as though "HALT - in the name of the law" is gonna save his sorry ass when a huge ole' metroliner is speeding towards him...and these other two cops (one of which is a brother who was definitely hoping for some NYPD Blues action when he signed onto the Iowa force and cannot figure out how he got stuck with this jackass in the middle of the sitcks) are just laughing their asses off because even THEY aren't that stupid...and holy crap I cannot even provide for you the sort of "Mystery Science Theater"-esque commentary we had going on throughout the entirety of said segment but I am still laughing.
Truly excellent....