Friday Jun 04, 2004

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so....
the new place kicks all sorts of ass...love the neighborhood...(with the exception of the buttmotard who chains his molly boy moped to our downstairs window - well actually he doesn't anymore since the logic gave him a talking to) LOVE the home...love the love...l'amour...and all sorts o' squishy shit... biggrin
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boheme:
Heya! Is it in Philly like it is in Virginia that everyone with a moped has a suspended license for DUI? Growing up in Carolina, we called them motabecanes. My Uncle Bill had a motabecane, and he drove that drunk, too. Once wrecked in his driveway but was so looped he didn't feel the hot engine spinning on his leg.

Is he a fighter? . . . Yeah. . . . Well, that's the best we've got.
whiskeyfightpit:
THE MERCY SEAT!!!

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