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Tuesday Jun 07, 2011

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Working from home today while intermittently playing Kinect Adventures with the boy child and Dance Central with the girl child. I am not ashamed to admit that I beat my 14-year-old-hipper-than-me (just ask her) daughter at this:

She neglects to grasp that I took dance all the way through high school and into college even. So crank dat in your pipe and...never mind.
We took this giant leap and got rid of cable television entirely on Sunday. It was so liberating. And, if you follow or know anything about me, this is quite a leap of faith. We got the Kinect for the downstairs (and holy mother of all things digital and Xbox related is it fucking THE RADDEST thing EVAH) and got a Roku media streamer for our room, both kids can stream Hulu plus, Netflix and Last.FM in their rooms as well...saves us a hefty sum per month and forces me to dance my ass off daily for two hours so as to school that gdamned kid of mine that I still rule.
Supreme.
Word.

(I had to edit this and add that she just posted this on her Facebook):

Jules: My own mother beat me at the soulja boy on that stupid xbox kinnect dance thing!!!WTF?!?!?!
You like this.
MP: You have video on your phone!?! Where is that post???
Jules: you really think my mom would let me record her? hahaha i wish!
SI: let's face it, jules...your mom's got some sweet moves! Put on some Go Go's and who knows what she'll bust out smile
Jules: oh god. one time she put on the record on our record player. and all i have to say is wowsmile
MP: Wow, like in you never saw a record player before? Or wow to your mom busting moves...?
Jules: 2nd One!
Me: She neglects to grasp all the years I took dance. It's cool - I can Crank Dat Soulja Boy to the moon sister.
MP: LOL I'm going back to work
Jules: girl please. lemme teach you how to jerk. and cat daddy. and stanky legg. and dougie. and walk it out. and lean wit it rock wit it!

CLASSIC.


VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
stcyr:
what's a record player?
Jun 7, 2011
hedon:
Lol @ the winning. smile
Jun 7, 2011

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