Tuesday May 09, 2006

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This morning I got toothpaste in my eye.
Now my eyes are all minty fresh and tartar free.
Excellent.
johnesmoke:
i think you're supposed to put the toothpaste directly on the toothbrush, not fire it up into the air and try to catch it on the brush. that's how accidents happen. wink

but that's good news about the tartar free eyes!
brookelynne:
Now there is a curious occurence.
I can always count on you for that
kiss

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