We come so far only to watch those we love stumble over the same fucking shit that tripped us up in the crossroads. We can warn them about the outcome. We can share our experience. We can hope they'll make it out without breaking too much. But we cannot lead them and we cannot break their fall.
I love my brothers so much I couldn't...
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Maybe I'm just too old for this world...I know I have felt that in various stages of life...even when all behavior pointed to the contrary. I dunno. I am out of snarky adjectives to describe the absolute fuckholery of the neighbors we will soon be leaving behind...but unfortunately there are so many of them crawling all over the city these days. What is it about...
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whiskeyfightpit:
That's a wonderful haunt! I'm sure the child'll be throwin' the Hanson Brothers against the boards in no time.
Gogol Bordello is so fuckin' fly. I'm glad you are into them too. I've got that Multi_Kontra Kult cd. Makes me want to drink Ouzo and dance around like a jackass.
Gogol Bordello is so fuckin' fly. I'm glad you are into them too. I've got that Multi_Kontra Kult cd. Makes me want to drink Ouzo and dance around like a jackass.
nachthound:
People who aren't assholes seem to e in short supply these days. This would be the reason to surround yourself with a close group of people that you love so you can collectively tell the rest of the world to Fuck Off.
I apologize for the length kiddies but this was far too perfectly stated not to post in full...compliments of one Sarah D. Bunting whose wonderfully biting witicisms and insights have entertained me for years now...do take the time to read on:
25 And Over
Playtime's over, kiddies.
If you have reached the age of 25, I have a bit of bad news for you, to...
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25 And Over
Playtime's over, kiddies.
If you have reached the age of 25, I have a bit of bad news for you, to...
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calculon3000:
These are things I should forward to sir Jackson's attention. I find myself actually doing many of the things on this list already and I'm only 21. I must be aging quickly.
nachthound:
I am too a warrior nomad
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oso:
Bob Newhart is hilarious. i have a coupla mp3s of his old comedy routines on my p.c. here at work.
i already had you figured for being kind of twisted. that's why i like you so much.
i already had you figured for being kind of twisted. that's why i like you so much.
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samanthakayne:
you're silly.
isnt 2 sams enough???
isnt 2 sams enough???
cheech:
is that "Radio" at the bottom right??? EEEK!!! 
...The old woman behind the pink curtains
And the closed door
On the first floor
Shes listening through the air shaft
To see how long our swan song can last
And both hands
Now use both hands
Oh, no dont close your eyes
I am writing
Graffitti on your body
I am drawing the story of
How hard we tried
I am watching your chest...
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And the closed door
On the first floor
Shes listening through the air shaft
To see how long our swan song can last
And both hands
Now use both hands
Oh, no dont close your eyes
I am writing
Graffitti on your body
I am drawing the story of
How hard we tried
I am watching your chest...
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toneski:
i wish i could get knocked up. and ani is hot, i wish i were lesbian too, and knocked up.
whiskeyfightpit:
I am living vicariously through you cats, for real. Man, that's just wonderful. I love coming around here and just taking it all in. I rarely have anything to add because I know nothing of such things.
You guys are great people!
You guys are great people!
I awoke with Gloria Estefan's "Anything for You" playing in a resounding never ending loop throughout my brain. I have no valid reasoning for this torturous event - perhaps I was dreaming about being a freshman in college or perhaps my brain is trying to kill me. Just UN-fucking-cool is all.
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cheech:
I love '80s pop... but never really got into the Estefan thing.
echobunny:
I often awake with the chicken dance in my head, don't know why, don't wanna know why.... just want it to stop.
puppy belly rules, no?
puppy belly rules, no?
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cheech:
I hope they take traveler's checks
lilmissmorbid:
Hmmm Maybe if you throw dollar bills in instead it might come true faster cause paper absorbs water much better then coins.. Hmmmm Now I have let the secret out.. the whole world will know my secret to wishes coming true.
Happy Monday!
Happy Monday!
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squidproquo:
awww cute little ones 
we'd love to hang out with parental types some time! honestly, i don't know anyone else with kids. my husband and i were the first of our friends to have one... or to get married... it's lonely being a trailblazer, LOL.
we'd love to hang out with parental types some time! honestly, i don't know anyone else with kids. my husband and i were the first of our friends to have one... or to get married... it's lonely being a trailblazer, LOL.
hellcatjustine:
happy new year!
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binkymcqueen:
is it the weekend yet?
is it the weekend yet?
lilmissmorbid:
If I dont talk to you before this. Have a Happy New year! And remember:
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nofi:
that's one of my favorties too!
happy holidays to you and your family.
happy holidays to you and your family.
binkymcqueen:
Bella-what can I say...you are the greatest gift this loser ever got under his tree...you push me to do the things I want to do...you fill me with love ...and make my insides soft...this has been the best holiday ever...and I look forward to lifetimes of these spent with you and our tribe.....I love you so much that mere words do you an injustice.....you are my temple of all things good...and at your feet I sit .....
Bella-what can I say...you are the greatest gift this loser ever got under his tree...you push me to do the things I want to do...you fill me with love ...and make my insides soft...this has been the best holiday ever...and I look forward to lifetimes of these spent with you and our tribe.....I love you so much that mere words do you an injustice.....you are my temple of all things good...and at your feet I sit .....
I only feel lit up and bright when you blow your smoke filled sunshine through the back of my head mi amor....